Son of Rudolph
@sonofraucous.bsky.social
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
I fixed this for my colleague. She loves me.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I fixed this for my colleague. She loves me.
Following the discovery of Carbon Nanotubes, (abbreviated to NT), Chinese scientists set about seeing if they could be made from other materials.
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Following the discovery of Carbon Nanotubes, (abbreviated to NT), Chinese scientists set about seeing if they could be made from other materials.
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
Christmas.
One girls fib about a one night stand that got WAAAAYYY out of hand.
One girls fib about a one night stand that got WAAAAYYY out of hand.
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Christmas.
One girls fib about a one night stand that got WAAAAYYY out of hand.
One girls fib about a one night stand that got WAAAAYYY out of hand.
What’s the difference between sprouts and bogeys?
@magnumificent.bsky.social will eat bogeys.
@magnumificent.bsky.social will eat bogeys.
December 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
What’s the difference between sprouts and bogeys?
@magnumificent.bsky.social will eat bogeys.
@magnumificent.bsky.social will eat bogeys.
Wasn't someone going on about Lord of the Rings covers bands?
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Wasn't someone going on about Lord of the Rings covers bands?
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
Back 1 day, already been blocked by someone.
Still go it.
Morning Mudafunsters. X
Still go it.
Morning Mudafunsters. X
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Back 1 day, already been blocked by someone.
Still go it.
Morning Mudafunsters. X
Still go it.
Morning Mudafunsters. X
Oh Pissedmas tree, oh Pissedmas tree…
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh Pissedmas tree, oh Pissedmas tree…
I am in Warrington.
No this is not a test.
I’m not happy about this.
No this is not a test.
I’m not happy about this.
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I am in Warrington.
No this is not a test.
I’m not happy about this.
No this is not a test.
I’m not happy about this.
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Quick nativity, you're welcome
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Quick nativity, you're welcome
I would like to sate for absolute clarity, that although I am a Russ in Cheshire, I am not THAT Russ in Cheshire.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I would like to sate for absolute clarity, that although I am a Russ in Cheshire, I am not THAT Russ in Cheshire.
I fucking hate tinsel.
It’s like someone made string shitter.
It’s like someone made string shitter.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I fucking hate tinsel.
It’s like someone made string shitter.
It’s like someone made string shitter.
I guess I’m old and this means something different to me, but amphetamines for Christmas?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I guess I’m old and this means something different to me, but amphetamines for Christmas?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Because it's Christmas!
"We're sorry about all of that nailed to a cross business"
"If I eat a sprout, you gotta to eat a sprout, you gotta suffer too!"
"We're sorry about all of that nailed to a cross business"
"If I eat a sprout, you gotta to eat a sprout, you gotta suffer too!"
Reuben - Christmas Is Awesome
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December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Because it's Christmas!
"We're sorry about all of that nailed to a cross business"
"If I eat a sprout, you gotta to eat a sprout, you gotta suffer too!"
"We're sorry about all of that nailed to a cross business"
"If I eat a sprout, you gotta to eat a sprout, you gotta suffer too!"
The music in my head still doesn't match, but whatever. I'm back.
Now where were we?
Now where were we?
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The music in my head still doesn't match, but whatever. I'm back.
Now where were we?
Now where were we?
@stusteel80.bsky.social happy birthday old bean. Pip pip.
a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..
Alt: a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
@stusteel80.bsky.social happy birthday old bean. Pip pip.
We have cake. 😋
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
We have cake. 😋
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
#BobbkeHatClub submission.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#BobbkeHatClub submission.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
@lafeeverte.bsky.social you are no longer red?
Also. 😍
Also. 😍
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@lafeeverte.bsky.social you are no longer red?
Also. 😍
Also. 😍
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Fucking brilliant.
And yet they still don’t get it. And let’s be real “Christians” actually ignore most of their book too. Because there is no hypocrisy quite like Christian hypocrisy.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Fucking brilliant.
I’m going to need to get a few more beers in…
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’m going to need to get a few more beers in…
I have eaten too many tacos.
I can feel the expanding inside of me.
I can feel the expanding inside of me.
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
Alt: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have eaten too many tacos.
I can feel the expanding inside of me.
I can feel the expanding inside of me.
"I'm a night owl!"
All owls are night owls.
You a regular owl.
All owls are night owls.
You a regular owl.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"I'm a night owl!"
All owls are night owls.
You a regular owl.
All owls are night owls.
You a regular owl.
Oooooo. That’s a long one!
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Oooooo. That’s a long one!
Wednesday.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Wednesday.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
DMR: Just act normal. Don’t fuck about.
Me:
Me:
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
DMR: Just act normal. Don’t fuck about.
Me:
Me: