Son of Rudolph
@sonofraucous.bsky.social
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Hair.
A (flatter) stomach.
A (flatter) stomach.
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hair.
A (flatter) stomach.
A (flatter) stomach.
You should always observe them free standing with your tip suspended.
For, ummmm, safety?
For, ummmm, safety?
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You should always observe them free standing with your tip suspended.
For, ummmm, safety?
For, ummmm, safety?
I can do 10 metres?
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I can do 10 metres?
I have two of those. No idea if they're any good, but they get me from A to B.
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I have two of those. No idea if they're any good, but they get me from A to B.
Did someone say legs?
Just errr asking...
Just errr asking...
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Did someone say legs?
Just errr asking...
Just errr asking...
I guess that's something...
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I guess that's something...
Nanobot tattoos?
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Nanobot tattoos?
Ananda on the other hand. She's a right scamp. She'd get it!
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ananda on the other hand. She's a right scamp. She'd get it!
Me too, but I was driving.
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Me too, but I was driving.
"He went to work one night and didn't come back until the next year!"
December 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"He went to work one night and didn't come back until the next year!"
"I can do that. Hold my beer"
My last words, probably.
My last words, probably.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
"I can do that. Hold my beer"
My last words, probably.
My last words, probably.
A pint of Pepsi. No ice.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
A pint of Pepsi. No ice.
Well that sucks...
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Well that sucks...
Like that wasn't on purpose...
His sack is massive.
His sack is massive.
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Like that wasn't on purpose...
His sack is massive.
His sack is massive.
I know you love me really. 😘
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I know you love me really. 😘
SORRY WHAT?!?!?
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December 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
SORRY WHAT?!?!?
Thanks on both counts. 😉
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Thanks on both counts. 😉
Jeez. If I blocked everyone who'd pointed out I'd been an idiot I'd be sitting here all by myself.
December 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Jeez. If I blocked everyone who'd pointed out I'd been an idiot I'd be sitting here all by myself.