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jamie
@fineprobably.bsky.social
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33, adhd, tired, still figuring out the rest.
📍 victoria, australia.
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is it normal for a university to ask for your medicare card to check your application status? i don't think it is, but i guess we'll see...
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
40° in melb this week, i hate summer...
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
i'm going to need all americans to learn that a "hot dog" and a sausage sizzle (sausage sandwich, sausage sanga, democracy sausage) are two completely different things. thanks.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you see this, QT with a Pokémon that shares the same first letter as your name!
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
just woke up from a nap where i had a dream about oomf and i competing in a halloween themed wooden rose making competition (judged by other beachgoers) on bondi beach... he beat me by 7 points (82-89), then enrique iglesias performed a spooky rendition of "escape" to celebrate 🤔
October 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
dating in my thirties is like: i open the app, i get a message, i think "leave me alone, i can't be bothered", i close the app...
October 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
mentioned an "internal review" in an email today, and didn't notice internal had autocorrected to italian before i sent it. so that's how my monday was...
October 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
it's been 421 days since the last time i got laid or was intimate with anyone. i thought i was fine with it but now idk, it feels depressing.
October 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
a bold suggestion from ali today... 👀
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Uhm..
October 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
also, just wanted to let everyone know that i started, completed, and submitted an entire research paper in two hours, and if that doesn't make my father proud of me, nothing will (just kidding, he'll never be proud of me because i'm not my brother lol)
October 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
trying to convince myself that i don't want to spend $500 on a lamp... fuck you philips.
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
thunderbirds is turning 60 and i'm having flashbacks to my preteen crush on lex shrapnel (john tracy from the 2004 movie) and my ridiculously embarrassing first email address, ilovelex[at]hotmail[dot]com... 🤦🏻
October 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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TRANS LIVES MATTER!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 💪💪💪💪💪
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
is The Rapture™️ just a US thing?
am i safe here down under?
ngl, you couldn't pay me enough to want to go to the 7th mango tree on the left or whatever bs they said.
September 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
champion of making everything fit into one bag so i don't have to use a second one (me rn, after forcefully making one and a half bags of cans fit into one bag, for the cds depot)
June 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
how many cases of wild horses dragging people away have there actually been? is this a common occurrence?
June 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
my favourite part of my daily commute is seeing what's written on the back of this car.
(if this is yours, hi, want to be friends?)
June 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
when you sleep with a guy and the sex is great but the sound he makes when he comes gives you the ick...
June 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
you know you're australian when: it's 12° inside the house...

#ykyaw
June 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM