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Allison Fingerett
@fingeretta.bsky.social
Whimsical nihilist in Minneapolis
Today I made an “in line” friend. Kindred spirits for a moment in time, with a clear beginning and end.
March 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just learned about Tate McRae and I’ve watched this video no less than 10 times:
Tate McRae - Revolving door (Official Video)
YouTube video by TateMcRaeVEVO
youtu.be
March 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by Allison Fingerett
Therapist: What's something you love doing?

Me: Sharing my writing with others

Therapist: And your greatest fear?

Me: Sharing my writing with others
March 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If anyone who watched “Meet the Barkers” when it originally aired would like to discuss the Alabama Barker x Bhad Bhabie feud, I’m ready and waiting.
March 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Meanwhile on Facebook Marketplace
February 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Every time I start to chase my dreams, I recoil in horror when the stars start to align.
February 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Hennepin County Library provides free access to LinkedIn Learning, among a million other things!
February 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We are all historians
February 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This lamp on Facebook Marketplace is intentionally carved in the shape of a dick, right?
February 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
In honor of SNL50, I’m reminded that Al Franken once wrote my mom’s name into a sketch, which was then quoted in a Rolling Stone piece about Bill Murray in 1978✨

www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
February 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Forever and ever, aachem
The Critic could have kept crossing over with shows, Simpsons didn’t have to be the only one and it didn’t need to stop just because they stopped making The Critic he can still be on other shows
February 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It can sometimes be as easy as making a different choice!
February 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit, just realized I’m NOT a Luddite!
We don't "use" the computer, we negotiate with it to try and make it do the things we want, as the incentives of modern software development no longer align with users user. Our frustration isn't hate - it's outrage, as something was taken from us.
www.wheresyoured.at/what-were-fighting-for/
February 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mentally, I’m there*

*Making out with The Dare on stage at The Grammys
February 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I really like my brain. I got a good one and I’m grateful.
February 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Should I match with the couples therapist who witnessed a traumatic breakup of mine years ago?
February 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s called the “Crypto.com” arena? That’s so dark.
February 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
How does this kind of content do on this platform?
February 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by Allison Fingerett
the pact
January 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I love when my phone gets really hot, like it’s telling me to walk away
January 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My final TikTok was incredibly fitting.
January 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me on TikTok tonight trying to metabolize the emotional whiplash of political propaganda and our rapid descent into tyranny:
a close up of a person 's face in the clouds
ALT: a close up of a person 's face in the clouds
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Everything about the Las Vegas Sphere terrifies me to my core.
January 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Had an orgasm and heard literal fireworks as the clock struck midnight. Welcome 2025, you’re wild already.
January 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Going back to Walgreens after 4 years away really highlights the horrors of how capitalism has evolved.
December 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM