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profpic is Midnight Tears (2023) by Yoshitomo Nara
profpic is Midnight Tears (2023) by Yoshitomo Nara
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Did that DOGE simp get the nickname “Big Balls” because he had a hernia?
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Did that DOGE simp get the nickname “Big Balls” because he had a hernia?
lol. no. no, Tom Steyer, no. and what are these ridiculous ‘old man talking tough ads’? and where you say you took on out-of-state tax dodgers, oil companies and tobacco companies… You’ve never held office! Keep descending the political ladder. When you get to ‘town council member’ i’ll reevaluate.
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
lol. no. no, Tom Steyer, no. and what are these ridiculous ‘old man talking tough ads’? and where you say you took on out-of-state tax dodgers, oil companies and tobacco companies… You’ve never held office! Keep descending the political ladder. When you get to ‘town council member’ i’ll reevaluate.
This guy made Pete Hegseth a rum ball to celebrate the holidays.
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This guy made Pete Hegseth a rum ball to celebrate the holidays.
Excessive wealth inequality creates crime, housing shortages, unaffordable healthcare, monopolies, drug addiction epidemic, political corruption.
Demand (A LOT) higher taxes for the top 10%. Demand stricter antitrust enforcement.
Learn how to communicate WITH those who don’t want to listen.
Demand (A LOT) higher taxes for the top 10%. Demand stricter antitrust enforcement.
Learn how to communicate WITH those who don’t want to listen.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Excessive wealth inequality creates crime, housing shortages, unaffordable healthcare, monopolies, drug addiction epidemic, political corruption.
Demand (A LOT) higher taxes for the top 10%. Demand stricter antitrust enforcement.
Learn how to communicate WITH those who don’t want to listen.
Demand (A LOT) higher taxes for the top 10%. Demand stricter antitrust enforcement.
Learn how to communicate WITH those who don’t want to listen.
Samantha Fulnecky could not write a passable essay for an Oklahoma University course so she cried to the far right to bail her out. TPUSA is replete with 5th place finishers who blame those outside the box for their inferiority. They try to drag America down to their level. They’re lazy and dumb.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Samantha Fulnecky could not write a passable essay for an Oklahoma University course so she cried to the far right to bail her out. TPUSA is replete with 5th place finishers who blame those outside the box for their inferiority. They try to drag America down to their level. They’re lazy and dumb.
Olivia Nuzzi will be hired by AARP The Magazine, writing about men’s issues.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Olivia Nuzzi will be hired by AARP The Magazine, writing about men’s issues.
FIFA World Cup Draw would have received the greatest rating, probably in history, if Trump had chosen to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES live on air. just sayin’ 🤷🏽♂️
a man and a woman are hugging in front of american flags
ALT: a man and a woman are hugging in front of american flags
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
FIFA World Cup Draw would have received the greatest rating, probably in history, if Trump had chosen to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES live on air. just sayin’ 🤷🏽♂️
Is FIFA just demonstrating how obviously rigged the World Cup Draw is?
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is FIFA just demonstrating how obviously rigged the World Cup Draw is?
Claudia Scheinbaum should have worn an “I’M WITH STUPID” t-shirt pointing at Trump 👈🏽. World Cup Draw super cringe.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Claudia Scheinbaum should have worn an “I’M WITH STUPID” t-shirt pointing at Trump 👈🏽. World Cup Draw super cringe.
Watching Trump on Telemundo with Spanish voiceover. 😝 World Cup Draw with the fat fuck imbecile and Gianni Infantino, his ass kissing lackey. 38 minutes in and no draw.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Watching Trump on Telemundo with Spanish voiceover. 😝 World Cup Draw with the fat fuck imbecile and Gianni Infantino, his ass kissing lackey. 38 minutes in and no draw.
I fully endorse San Francisco having a Dragon Egg Wisdom art installation with digital message board! This one is in Brno, Czechia.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I fully endorse San Francisco having a Dragon Egg Wisdom art installation with digital message board! This one is in Brno, Czechia.
If we want someone to the left of Gavin Newsom, it’s already time to find that candidate and promote them. If we all want the ideal candidate, we’re fucked.
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If we want someone to the left of Gavin Newsom, it’s already time to find that candidate and promote them. If we all want the ideal candidate, we’re fucked.
The scheduling of the Conference Championships did not work out well for ACC. I don’t think it will win ratings even in Virginia/North Carolina markets. Only if Indiana vs The Ohio State is a blowout at the half will fans switch channels. 🏈
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The scheduling of the Conference Championships did not work out well for ACC. I don’t think it will win ratings even in Virginia/North Carolina markets. Only if Indiana vs The Ohio State is a blowout at the half will fans switch channels. 🏈
Claude has left us. The thirty year-old albino alligator popular with visitors to the California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park has died. Gonna miss you, buddy. I wish you good rest. 💕
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Claude has left us. The thirty year-old albino alligator popular with visitors to the California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park has died. Gonna miss you, buddy. I wish you good rest. 💕
Opened his home up to dozens of terrified shoppers fleeing a mall shooting and as the investigation sealed off the garage where their cars were parked, he bought them pizza.
www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/s...
www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/s...
SJ family opens home to shoppers running from Valley Fair shooting
A family who lives across the street from the mall made a decision to open their doors and welcome in panicked shoppers.
www.nbcbayarea.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Opened his home up to dozens of terrified shoppers fleeing a mall shooting and as the investigation sealed off the garage where their cars were parked, he bought them pizza.
www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/s...
www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/s...
Trump to replace Alina Habba with the “cute girl“ who tied his apron during McDonald’s campaign stop.
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Trump to replace Alina Habba with the “cute girl“ who tied his apron during McDonald’s campaign stop.
Walked down to my nearby coffee shop early this morning. New face taking my order - Americano w/room. She asked if I wanted that ’cold’. I was confused and said, “what?” She repeated the question. I asked if an Americano is ever served ‘cold’. She smiled with sheepish innocence.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Walked down to my nearby coffee shop early this morning. New face taking my order - Americano w/room. She asked if I wanted that ’cold’. I was confused and said, “what?” She repeated the question. I asked if an Americano is ever served ‘cold’. She smiled with sheepish innocence.
One of the experts who helped design the interocular lens is from The Ohio State University said, “Even though I’m a loyal Buckeye, I just couldn’t leave an innocent wolverine in the lurch,” Wolverine requires eyedrops 3 times/day. That should be fun.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Wolverine sees brighter future after groundbreaking eye surgery
Edward the wolverine now gets eye drops three times a day, lives with his companion Molly and is expected to have a normal life.
www.wusa9.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
One of the experts who helped design the interocular lens is from The Ohio State University said, “Even though I’m a loyal Buckeye, I just couldn’t leave an innocent wolverine in the lurch,” Wolverine requires eyedrops 3 times/day. That should be fun.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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ruining thanksgiving by muttering "dressing" under my breath every time someone asks for the stuffing
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ruining thanksgiving by muttering "dressing" under my breath every time someone asks for the stuffing
Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan, Stephen Miller, Gregory Bovino, Kash Patel, Jeanine Pirro and President Trump had 10 months to capture and deport the Afghani immigrant who shot two National Guard soldiers, but they were too busy rounding up gardeners and street vendors. This tragedy is on them.
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan, Stephen Miller, Gregory Bovino, Kash Patel, Jeanine Pirro and President Trump had 10 months to capture and deport the Afghani immigrant who shot two National Guard soldiers, but they were too busy rounding up gardeners and street vendors. This tragedy is on them.
Jeanine Pirro blames Joe Biden for the killing of two National Guardsmen. Fox News personalities permeate the Trump Administration with their constant manipulation of information.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Jeanine Pirro blames Joe Biden for the killing of two National Guardsmen. Fox News personalities permeate the Trump Administration with their constant manipulation of information.
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Dmitry Orlov takes out Sean Kuraly with a textbook hip check 💥
(via @SnipeCity420, @NBCSSharks)
(via @SnipeCity420, @NBCSSharks)
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Dmitry Orlov takes out Sean Kuraly with a textbook hip check 💥
(via @SnipeCity420, @NBCSSharks)
(via @SnipeCity420, @NBCSSharks)
I once passed gas in church and everyone got up and moved away from my pew.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I once passed gas in church and everyone got up and moved away from my pew.