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It can be quite irritating, the clumsy, and rather obvious ways that characters are 'killed off' - even silent ones. #TheArchers #howbloodyconvenient
February 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is it me or is this bloody boring? #TheArchers

Wake me up when everyone is acting in character and is back to Chris mooning over Alice and Tony moaning about his cows.
January 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
That's it. She's a Borg. #TheArchers
January 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sorry, something the entire family has known about for years, and probably discussed once or twice and he's only brooding about it *now* after an off the cuff conversation? #TheArchers
January 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I thought this kinda stuff only happened at school.
Magnus Carlsen: Chess champion quits FIDE tournament after being told to change jeans
The defending champion said he quit as a
www.bbc.co.uk
December 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
K, I click on the Nosferatu trend and come face to face with a vampire Kermit The Frog.

That's quite enough internet for today.
#Nosferatu
December 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Oversimplified I know, but:

The Panama canal isn't working well because they don't have enough water
There isn't enough water because of climate change
There is climate change because of fossil fuel use...
...the fossil fuels that greedy and braindead people like the PE thinks are infinite #panama
December 27, 2024 at 9:54 AM
OK, probably my last prediction of the year - Rochelle does a moonlight flit and Mick's £300 goes missing mysteriously. (Not) She turns up again, contrite, a few weeks later with some bs about an emergency. Rinse and repeat. #TheArchers
December 26, 2024 at 7:18 PM
A cup of tea round the vicarage is always deadly. #TheArchers
December 26, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Methinks Rochelle is going to be Ambridge's version of Nick Cotton, only turning up when they want money. #TheArchers
December 26, 2024 at 7:06 PM
OK, who's laying bets that Mick's response to Joy's proposal will be "Oh no sweet Joy I cannot marry you, I have a wife of my own" #TheArchers #HappyChristmas
December 25, 2024 at 12:37 PM
"You'll see". Number 3 on the list of famous last words, behind "How hard can it be" and "Why the hell not" #TheArchers
December 20, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Why is it always Vince who comes on the scene like some warped version of the Angel Clarence Odbody? #TheArchers
December 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
You're such a good liar Kirsty. #TheArchers
December 20, 2024 at 7:09 PM
A friendly space is where everyone accepts everyone's differences.

Not one where people believe one point of view is the only 'friendly' way to live.

Else BlueSky is just going to end up as a left wing version of Twitter.
December 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Whenever there are soppy scenes like this I always think that someone's going to be taking the Borchester bypass to the skies sometime soon.

#TheArchers
December 12, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Jill sounds so frail :-( #TheArchers
December 11, 2024 at 7:16 PM
It seems there are a/holes on here that think that being in everyone's face is how to get through life.

Clue: It isn't.
December 10, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Sorry, is there ANY voice more annoying at the moment than that horrible "Einstein" voice on the Smart Meter ads, who sounds like Sergei (Meerkat) on 40 a day? #SmartMeter
December 10, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Ooer

I just got my first red alert message from HM Government.🫣

Batton down the hatches #Wales we're in for a rough one. #Darragh
December 6, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Mick. Didn't see that one coming. I think my predictions this year was about 1 out of 20. #TheArchers
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Oh Ben can you make it any more obvious?

I hate this will they won't they.

Let's just skip to one or the other.

#TheArchers
December 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM
And once again, The Onion makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time.

I fear it is too late for the USA though.
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network

A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Why is Jim acting so out of character? He isn't being struck with an unspeakable terminally bewildered condition is he? #TheArchers
November 28, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I am so glad that Faith and Chuck are NOT con artists. #TheArchers
November 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM