life hack! if you buy tools to dispose of a body every, let's say, couple of years, it's gonna be sooo much more difficult to trace it back to you when you murder someone ten years from now. be kind to your future self
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
life hack! if you buy tools to dispose of a body every, let's say, couple of years, it's gonna be sooo much more difficult to trace it back to you when you murder someone ten years from now. be kind to your future self
looking at the window of a store that prints pictures on souvenirs. a man well into his 90s approaches us and goes "did you look carefully? THAT'S ME!" pointing at a wooden clock with his printed picture. day made forever
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
looking at the window of a store that prints pictures on souvenirs. a man well into his 90s approaches us and goes "did you look carefully? THAT'S ME!" pointing at a wooden clock with his printed picture. day made forever
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Regarding the new handheld that lets you play Gameboy games and takes AA batteries and is super retro and cool but also made out of the same materials as the CEO’s other company uses to make drones and that’s a SELLING POINT…
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Regarding the new handheld that lets you play Gameboy games and takes AA batteries and is super retro and cool but also made out of the same materials as the CEO’s other company uses to make drones and that’s a SELLING POINT…
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
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I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 6th 2025 (Hard), in less than 10 minutes
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I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 6th 2025 (Hard), in less than 10 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 6th 2025 (Hard), in less than 10 minutes
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I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 6th 2025 (Hard), in less than 10 minutes
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in love
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
in love
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
"my arm kinda hurts, i'll climb anyway but i'll take it easy today" flashforward to me hanging with one arm and pulling up for funsies. i didn't choose the boulder bro life, the boulder bro life chose me
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"my arm kinda hurts, i'll climb anyway but i'll take it easy today" flashforward to me hanging with one arm and pulling up for funsies. i didn't choose the boulder bro life, the boulder bro life chose me
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"what do you mean you never use it?" i have literally never needed it in any situation
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"what do you mean you never use it?" i have literally never needed it in any situation
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I look forward to hiring a Chief AI Officer whose job will be to just tell anyone who suggests using AI for anything to shut the fuck up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I look forward to hiring a Chief AI Officer whose job will be to just tell anyone who suggests using AI for anything to shut the fuck up.
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Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
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What if ponies had wings? What if dinosaurs walked around smoking giant doobies? What if fish had bicycles and we all wore them on our heads like little hats
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What if ponies had wings? What if dinosaurs walked around smoking giant doobies? What if fish had bicycles and we all wore them on our heads like little hats
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
i don't like folding laundry because it forces me to confront my human impairment of not being able to perceive wet. it's humiliating
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i don't like folding laundry because it forces me to confront my human impairment of not being able to perceive wet. it's humiliating
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I made a scarier version of my MtG commander so he can intimidate my opponents
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I made a scarier version of my MtG commander so he can intimidate my opponents
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Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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if you enjoy a movie that doesn't pass the Bechdel Test a mean lesbian will come to your house and yell at you actually. we take turns doing shifts for this. mine is next week.
*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man
Why are people
Why are people
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
if you enjoy a movie that doesn't pass the Bechdel Test a mean lesbian will come to your house and yell at you actually. we take turns doing shifts for this. mine is next week.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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November 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good