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Every 10 minutes in Xillia: okay so there's a 56 year old man here
Screencap of the character Jiao from the video game Tales of Xillia
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The whole theatre subgame is incredibly high effort, but Kogen as Juliet genuinely made me start wheezing and choking on air #eiyudenchronicle
Screencap of the video game Eiyuden Chronicle. The image shows the theatre setting, with a stage backdrop of a bridge by night, with a full moon showing in the sky. On the left is a small pixel-style sprite of Zabi, a thin man with gray skin and a triangular Chinese hat, playing Romeo from Romeo and Juliet. On the right is a small pixel-style sprite of Kogen, a large redheaded man with a tied hachimaki headband, playing Juliet. Kogen is speaking, and deviating from the script: "Hey! Rooomeo! Who do you think you are, anyway, huh? Romeo! Hows about this; you change your name and I'll change mine!" The same backdrop and characters as the previous image. Kogen's speech bubble now reads, "Oh shut uuup, Romeo! Don't talk 'bout bein' buried, y'hear? Me and you...we're gonna live and love forever!" A church backdrop. This is the Friar Laurence scene, with the friar played by the character Euma, but that's not really important because he's not talking. Kogen is also there, still playing Juliet. His speech bubble reads, "Laurence! They're gonna marry me off to some schmoe! You gotta help me get back to Romeo!" His little sprite is hard to see clearly, but a close examination shows cartoonish tears pouring down his face in an anime stream. The same church backdrop as the previous image, now with a gigantic arrangement of candles, in front of which is a small marble platform on which Kogen as Juliet has been doing the fake-death act. Zabi, playing Romeo, is lying dead on the ground. Juliet has just woken up, and Kogen's speech bubble reads, "Romeo...? No! What've you gone and done, boy?!" His sprite is using the same cartoonish stream of tears he had in the previous image.
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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There's a moment in Jenny Nicholson's "Trigger Warning" where they use "pajama boy" as an insult and she's baffled--it all goes back to this one ad that conservatives became pathologically obsessed with. "Soy" hadn't morphed into an adjective yet so they used "pajama boy" to mean "millennial wimp"
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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They need to get the guy from Mad Men back on the job because the current advertisement situation is untenable
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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This was somewhat creepy but I also kept thinking of "Its smug aura mocks me", which has probably ruined all painting-related horror forever
July 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Layers of Fear: Inheritance
FallenChungus art. A small being is holding a toy, saying "I like playing with toys". An angry figure on the left responds, in all caps, "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE."
July 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Genuinely can't tell anymore if the tumblrs posting stuff like this are sincere or ironic
July 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Amazing things on NextDoor
Screenshot of an email summary from NextDoor. Both the headline and body text are cut off. The headline text reads: "Top post: If this was you at 5:23..." trailing off in an ellipsis. The body text reads, "You almost got ran over by me because you don't know how to..." and also ends in an ellipsis.
July 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Want their needs malt
July 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Games played recently:
Paper Trail: short but very pretty. I felt validated being able to solve most of the puzzles despite the brain damage
July 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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God I wish we had a fae left in this country. They could've accomplished so much, as long as the Republicans had no access to wrought iron
Screencap of a Tumblr post reading 'The Democratic party will not even bother to save themselves. They will not save you, listen to those who actually want to who were deemed "radical/ fae left."' [sic]
June 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It has never been more over
May 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I can't believe people talk like this about this incredibly epic beaver
A Reddit post reading "That thing is the worst designed character in the series. A beaver with sun glasses, a Mohawk, a leather jacket and an electric guitar what the hell where they smoking when they came up with this?" The beaver described in the previous image
March 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Social media lately
The famous "Garfield" strip in which Garfield searches his empty house. Dialogue reads: "Jon? Odie? Anybody home?" In the last panel, Garfield looks at the viewer, thinking "I'm alone." A text box reads, "You have no idea how alone you are, Garfield."
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Chuck McGill
A tumblr post by artsyaech. Text reading: In bold: allistics writing autistic men: Normal text: "my name is simon johnson, i am extremely intelligent and i know about sciency things. i have 7 masters degrees and graduated high school at 14. i am antisocial and only want to talk to the protagonist. i speak in big words with a monotone voice. i may be explicitly autistic, and by that, i mean that the other characters will mention it in almost every scene i'm in. if i'm not explicitly autistic, the other characters will think i am odd, but keep me company because my intellect is useful for them. i can solve things that no human would be capable of, and act as the story's straightforward thinker. i have no emotions, unless i have a meltdown, when that happens it's usually a hinderence for the other characters and treated an obstacle."
March 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Tonstant Weader fwowed up
Screencap from Reddit of a post showing a picture former US presidents. From left to right: HW Bush, Obama, W Bush, Clinton and Carter. Dubya and Obama are smiling at each other. The Redditor's caption reads, "Just a few presidents from back in America's age of bipartisan reason and decency". The post has 18.6 thousand upvotes.
February 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Idk why they did this.... and it genuinely feels like the cast is Exactly the same. They're the same four characters except Elvis is tolerable and R1ngab3l (I struggle towards the podium through a storm of tomatoes) was ANNOYING
Tiz Arrior and Agnes Oblige from the video game Bravely Default. They have a simple design with stylized, pixelated graphics The four main characters of Bravely Default 2. They look similar to the characters from the first game, but the textures are an uncomfortable blend of realism and stylization. The mouths are very prominent, and one character, Elvis, randomly has a realistic head and face shape. Everyone else has a rounded doll face with different proportions.
January 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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When the Bravely Default game introduces yet another certified megahottie
January 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Get fucked, Laurie
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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Jimmy McGill trying to scam my late cat.... smh
November 25, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Normal average reaction to the new AO3 tos
Screencap of a Tumblr reply that reads: "so pasicaly now if/when the united states court rules that all the Igbt content is grounds for prison, the users who wrote it are going to be at best heavily fined if not arrested (and killed)". End screencap text. There are 25 further replies.
November 24, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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AO3 is changing the wording of one of its warnings to make it clearer, and the comments have been blowing my mind with their absolute refusal to read and understand words
Screencap of a Tumblr post reading: "It seems from the comments that even with the change of Underage to Underage Sex that many users still disagree on what the term means. Does it mean two minors having sex, two minors having a romantic non-sexual relationship, or someone having a romantic and/ or sexual relationship with a minor. I think this is just going to add a mess of issues with terminology. If we start labelling non-sexual romance between minor...." End of text.
November 10, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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This meme, but it's me trying to analyze PG Wodehouse's work before and after I read about his marriage and realized he was really into femdom
A meme: First Text: "Talking about gender with trans people", atop a painting of: Socrates debating wisely with a friend. Second Text: "versus talking about gender with cis people", atop a photo of a woman holding a toy in front of a toddler. One of her hands is on the toddler's back.
November 5, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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My Soul Horse....
October 24, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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The three languages. I don't know how big this image is going to look. Let's find out
October 20, 2024 at 12:07 PM