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Fire Breathing Unicorn
@firebunicorn.bsky.social
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Fire sprite ❤️‍🔥 🏹 She/her. Weirdo. Witch. Loves dogs, rocks, hiking, good humans and good conversations. 🏳️‍🌈
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Today I made the AI scream
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A hedgehog sitting a top a unicorn floatie on the beach with text that reads "And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its riders name was Death."
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Also, this wino in the orange has who looks like his father did amazing physical comedy (and sing the baseline from the Skid Row number).
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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This gut-wrenching murder of a young woman AT WORK is the outcome of platforming hate.

This week's @nytimes.com opinion piece claiming that women are ruining the workplace is platforming that same hate.

Just because your platform didn't swing the hammer doesn't mean blood isn't on your hands.
The New York Times (Screenshot of headline:) Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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LOL - had no idea this would work 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Okay but this one is my favorite 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I LOVE THIS CRAZY SOLAR SYSTEM
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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This is deadly serious
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Drop something BLACK 🕷️🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🖤

(Bonus 🦈)
A fluffy black dog with a shark hat on
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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There is so much happening here 🙃

Tech Bros 🤝 Evangelicals
Lack of Humanities education
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Sign in the style of Mamdani's campaign poster reading "It's time for Animaniacs"
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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The next hot thing in protest wear
Mustachioed man wearing a sub sandwich costume to strike terror into the hearts of fascists
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Do you like tales of synchronicity?

I am thrilled to make my zine debut in the Samhain edition(#33) of The Inflated Graveworm ❤️‍🔥

www.patreon.com/posts/142501...
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The lightly tinged clouds, that thin band of gold at the horizon... Autumn sunsets ❤️‍🔥
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Oh, Bethel! 🤦‍♀️

We weren't interested anyway, but this mailing to parents is... Yikes!
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I saved this meme back in 2009. Two-thousand-and-nine.
Motivational poster style image of a man with deep wrinkles and a white beard with text below it that says "United Health Care Profits Up 122% and this guy sleeps in the rain with his cough."
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Got this handwritten note with a vinyl album I just ordered from a reseller.

Fuck our medical system.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Your post made me so a double-take 😄 My daughter made this guy last year - pattern was from a cool flipbook of mix and match critter parts. Bonus: he glows in the dark
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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The HUBRIS here is... predictable, for the platform, but OMFG!

Talking a big game for someone who, in the comments, notes that he will not go more than two steps up a ladder, and has a bad back.

Fucking hate people who view trades labor as something anyone can just do with some YouTube time 🤬
October 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I find so many mentions in the wild of the U of M doing cool science shit. 🔥
The first photograph of a red sprite was taken - accidentally - in 1989, by a team at the University of Minnesota.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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"AI dogs must be leashed" is my new battle cry against AI
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Winter repair project in hand! ☺️
Antique and in need of attention Underwood typewriter
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Made it to the St. Cloud, MN #NoKings celebration of We, The People 🇺🇸 this video represents half a mile of us ✊🔥
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Took my baby out for senior photos the other day - we had so much fun! I am honored she trusted me to be her photographer. She's so magical 🥰

(This one is the result of me trying to make it look more oil-painting-ish because it looked like it should be a painting)
Young woman in a long purple gown with blond hair and pale skin. She is standing in front of a field of dried grass, holding a bouquet of autumn colors. The wind is blowing her hair and her gown back.
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM