The bad news, friend, is that the NFM market--including your investment--has collapsed.

In fact, if I were you, I would avoid all taverns and drinking establishments. It may seem like you performed a ponzi scheme on other investors. I signed your name on everything. I didn't think you'd mind.

I've been doing some work for an Anti-NFM group that gave me enough funding to reacquire and rebuild Weisshaupt! ...What? I didn't say it was good for you.

Well. There's good news and there's bad news. Which would you like first?

In fact, I hereby dub you an honorary Grey Warden. 🛡️

Of course not.

That makes you an ally against the tides of darkness ⚫

Hey. Rude.

TO THE GALLOWS

Defeating Darkspawn, the geopolitical atmosphere of Thedas, Dating Darkspawn, Tower age battle tactics, the Blight, Griffons, and the weather. And the vistas of the Anderfels

Bruh.

We'll settle for your support. 👍

Encouraging workplace violence is why we booted you from the Wardens!!!

...

No one understands how to prioritize in emergency situations better than I do, acktually.

Not that it is within your power, but I appreciate the notion all the same. Care to join the Grey Wardens?

I have no idea what you mean! These NFMs appreciate your investment, and you'll have enough returns* to stay in Tevinter!

Great! It's a good* deal!

If you were to invest into some of my newly minted NFMs, you could perhaps avoid exile.

You'll triple your investment, at the very least!*

Can I get a hug???