Jowin Glastrum
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social
Former First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and LinkedIn Recruiter. Rook can kick rocks.
Currently Residing in a Cave near Crestwood.
Quack
Currently Residing in a Cave near Crestwood.
Quack
Perhaps this book is onto something...
Stick darkspawn in your taint, Blighty!
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Perhaps this book is onto something...
Hey. About those NFMs...
I know that my past several investments on the Fadechain have been duds, but these finance spirits told me that this next investment is really going to pay off this time. I could stop working.
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hey. About those NFMs...
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
CAPITALISM MAY BE STRONG BUT YOU ARE STRONGER.
December 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
CAPITALISM MAY BE STRONG BUT YOU ARE STRONGER.
Remember 🧠
Who you are post-burnout will never be who you were pre-burnout again 🔥
The corporate world takes and consumes 🧟
BUT 🍰
You're still capable of defeating Darkspawn 💪
JOIN THE GREY WARDENS TODAY 🛡️
Who you are post-burnout will never be who you were pre-burnout again 🔥
The corporate world takes and consumes 🧟
BUT 🍰
You're still capable of defeating Darkspawn 💪
JOIN THE GREY WARDENS TODAY 🛡️
December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Remember 🧠
Who you are post-burnout will never be who you were pre-burnout again 🔥
The corporate world takes and consumes 🧟
BUT 🍰
You're still capable of defeating Darkspawn 💪
JOIN THE GREY WARDENS TODAY 🛡️
Who you are post-burnout will never be who you were pre-burnout again 🔥
The corporate world takes and consumes 🧟
BUT 🍰
You're still capable of defeating Darkspawn 💪
JOIN THE GREY WARDENS TODAY 🛡️
There is only one correct answer.
Today's Dragon Age Poll: You have to sit next to one of the following on a two day, slow boat trip. Who are you sitting by?
A - Rendon Howe
B - Sister Petrice
C - Livius Erimond
D - Jowin Glastrum
A - Rendon Howe
B - Sister Petrice
C - Livius Erimond
D - Jowin Glastrum
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There is only one correct answer.
A dalish-icous offering of pie!
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A dalish-icous offering of pie!
I'll dragon-post for you Venatori.
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'll dragon-post for you Venatori.
I see we're all celebrating me today. Good work, recruits.
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I see we're all celebrating me today. Good work, recruits.
Perhaps I've judged you too harshly, Alistair.
I'm a Grey Warden. My place is facing that archdemon at your side, as your comrade.
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Perhaps I've judged you too harshly, Alistair.
Nobody tell @venatori4life.bsky.social or @greenknight86.bsky.social, but I have successfully snuck back into Weisshaupt and there is a party happening.
We're bringing the Grey Wardens back! With the latest and greatest of corporate structures: the Pizza Party! 🍕
We're bringing the Grey Wardens back! With the latest and greatest of corporate structures: the Pizza Party! 🍕
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nobody tell @venatori4life.bsky.social or @greenknight86.bsky.social, but I have successfully snuck back into Weisshaupt and there is a party happening.
We're bringing the Grey Wardens back! With the latest and greatest of corporate structures: the Pizza Party! 🍕
We're bringing the Grey Wardens back! With the latest and greatest of corporate structures: the Pizza Party! 🍕
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Convince Tevinter to return Weisshaupt to me, and we can talk.
I fear that selling NFMs to @firstgreywarden.bsky.social has ruined our friendship. If I knew they were gonna tank, I would have sold them to Rook.
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Convince Tevinter to return Weisshaupt to me, and we can talk.
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
WHAT DO THESE ROOKS GOT TO SMILE ABOUT ANYWAY?
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
WHAT DO THESE ROOKS GOT TO SMILE ABOUT ANYWAY?
Don't invest in NFMs!!!!!! I wish SOMEONE would have warned me, so heed this kindness I pay to you--me, your FORMER Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt.
Donations are appreciated.
Donations are appreciated.
Remember when Non-Fungible Mementos were a thing? What ever happened to those?
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Don't invest in NFMs!!!!!! I wish SOMEONE would have warned me, so heed this kindness I pay to you--me, your FORMER Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt.
Donations are appreciated.
Donations are appreciated.
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
Rude? Me? That's Anti Grey Warden propaganda, no doubt created by ROOK.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Rude? Me? That's Anti Grey Warden propaganda, no doubt created by ROOK.
The Lion does not concern himself with burnout when there are Darkspawn to burn instead.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The Lion does not concern himself with burnout when there are Darkspawn to burn instead.
My Darkspawn companion and I want to wish everyone a happy DATV anniversary...even you, Rook.
ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*
ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My Darkspawn companion and I want to wish everyone a happy DATV anniversary...even you, Rook.
ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*
ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*
Chat, I might be in love with a Darkspawn.
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Chat, I might be in love with a Darkspawn.
The Lion does not concern himself with the Darkspawn breaking down his Cellar door.
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Lion does not concern himself with the Darkspawn breaking down his Cellar door.
"Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
The caves near Crestwood🥚are not THAT bad for shelter. 🐌
Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐
I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐
I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
October 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The caves near Crestwood🥚are not THAT bad for shelter. 🐌
Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐
I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐
I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
You may be wondering why your illustrious leader has disappeared. 👻
It is simple, dear recruit. 😔
Because of the NFM crash 🚗
I lost Weisshaupt 🏰
And the Fadenet 🌍
I lost the Wardens 🛡️
And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟
It's a dark time 🌕
My only reprieve ✌️
Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT
It is simple, dear recruit. 😔
Because of the NFM crash 🚗
I lost Weisshaupt 🏰
And the Fadenet 🌍
I lost the Wardens 🛡️
And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟
It's a dark time 🌕
My only reprieve ✌️
Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT
October 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You may be wondering why your illustrious leader has disappeared. 👻
It is simple, dear recruit. 😔
Because of the NFM crash 🚗
I lost Weisshaupt 🏰
And the Fadenet 🌍
I lost the Wardens 🛡️
And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟
It's a dark time 🌕
My only reprieve ✌️
Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT
It is simple, dear recruit. 😔
Because of the NFM crash 🚗
I lost Weisshaupt 🏰
And the Fadenet 🌍
I lost the Wardens 🛡️
And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟
It's a dark time 🌕
My only reprieve ✌️
Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT