All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

this site sucks nobody is holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

someone: *asks me to do something that is definitely part of my job*

me: can you not

I had three followers for approx 24h and my third follower is gone lol bye

Breaking my depression post combo to tell you that the movie Bottoms is rly funny

I'm also going to call them tweets on here idc

been trying to tweet things and it's all "lol all I want to do is lie down" and "don't you hate it when everything"

I'm back* baby

*depressed enough to tweet again

drowning, AMA

e̶d̶i̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶u̶t̶o̶r̶i̶a̶l̶s̶ take a lil edible and walk around outside

omg are there no dms on here

The barista accidentally made my boyfriend's drink with caffeine, and when I had to ask them to remake it decaf, she gave me both of them. I have to work all day today but clearly the universe feels guilty about that and is trying to make it up to me in small but impactful ways

gonna be that guy always posting youtubes of songs I like now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbX4KouKNoI

me from my airbnb: wow this thunder sure is long

https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/when-and-where-to-watch-the-montreal-fireworks-festival-this-summer-1.6461025

This new movie Oppenheimer is going to be huge for my upcoming men's hat store

ten-year-old me would be thrilled that I literally get paid money to be pedantic all day long

Had an opportunity to become a mononym but it felt far too earnest