Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme)
@fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social
Poli Sci Drop Out, Woke Nadsat, Gun Nerd, Dark NATSEC expert, 30 Old Video Essayist [Cringe], GirlFag, https://linktr.ee/Fitzeroy_McCandless
"Hey Sarge, do you think it'd be cool if I popped over to the seven eleven for a pack of cigs and a bang or would the civies get mad at me?"
"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Hey Sarge, do you think it'd be cool if I popped over to the seven eleven for a pack of cigs and a bang or would the civies get mad at me?"
"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
Gonna be me standing in the Jeffery Epstein Memorial Ballroom one day
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gonna be me standing in the Jeffery Epstein Memorial Ballroom one day
It's giving
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's giving
I mean, yeah
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I mean, yeah
Wanted a fun, mild, sci fi mcguffin for a creative project and two days later I'm staring at quantum mechanics like
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wanted a fun, mild, sci fi mcguffin for a creative project and two days later I'm staring at quantum mechanics like
Today I am self caring by doing a full fucking breakfast for the first time in a hot minute
September 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today I am self caring by doing a full fucking breakfast for the first time in a hot minute
And the parade of weepy lib pieces about Gaza from the outlets that denied the genocide and parroted regime talking points begins
August 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
And the parade of weepy lib pieces about Gaza from the outlets that denied the genocide and parroted regime talking points begins
Das my kritter
August 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Das my kritter
Literally perfect image of this shit
August 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Literally perfect image of this shit
Lol all she had to do was listen to them
August 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Lol all she had to do was listen to them
Mother fuckers like this think this be playing them off everytime they post
July 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Mother fuckers like this think this be playing them off everytime they post
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
June 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
Update on the baby, she still smol
May 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Update on the baby, she still smol
The baby is getting spayed this Friday and just had her post-surgery onesy arrive. It fits
May 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The baby is getting spayed this Friday and just had her post-surgery onesy arrive. It fits
fixed it
May 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
fixed it
It's giving Temu version of a Marlboro Unlimited activity
April 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It's giving Temu version of a Marlboro Unlimited activity
This little one is living the best life
April 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This little one is living the best life