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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme)
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Poli Sci Drop Out, Woke Nadsat, Gun Nerd, Dark NATSEC expert, 30 Old Video Essayist [Cringe], GirlFag, https://linktr.ee/Fitzeroy_McCandless
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So I forgot I actually kinda liked this piece I made a long time ago and I've felt some of my energy returning so..... Maybe more to come?

youtu.be/HEeXiWumMU4
Save Room REmix WIP
YouTube video by Fitzeroy McCandless
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Shit got more expensive and stayed more expensive so “being employed” doesn’t help you as much
I think this strengthens the case for Stancilism.

Immediate post pandemic economy was *weird* in a way that made it hard to compare it to similar years.

But we've got low unemployment and low inflation now. Very hard to make the case that now is worse than the Volcker shock.
UMich consumer sentiment (current conditions) at 50.4 is a new all-time low -- going back to data from the 1970s.
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"primaried" as opposed to secondaried
The 3 Dems who voted to ban trans healthcare need to be primaried
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So I'm gathering clips for an essay on resident evil and it fucking hurts me how bad the writing for the last movie was. Holy shit, psychic damage. I wrote fucking 4 novel length fanfics during the pandemic for this franchise, I was right there mother fuckers!
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ok the death of Roomba because of tariffs and now it's a Chinese company is actually hilarious.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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WE. DO. NOT. DONATE. TO. THE. BIGOT. BUCKET.
Don't donate to the Salvation Army this year, or any year, and make sure to let people know why they shouldn't donate.
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I'm struck by the casual cruelty present in this image; the simple joy of having a snow day as a kid turned into a chemical hazard, one that younger kids are more likely to miss and be harmed by.
ICE was in Cedar Riverside today. Amazing community turnout, be mindful of the layer of pepper spray in the snow all over the neighborhood
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have a next door just to tell land lords they're scum
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I am now a Kristen Stewart shooter. Get behind me ma'am I'll protect you.
Kristen Stewart says she is "open" to a twilight sequel "As long as Edward transitions"

(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I started a new job that's a few miles away from a military airfield so I've been counting how many times they've put a multi million dollar plane in the ocean. I'm at 4 in six months
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Something something violence of the imperial perifery returning to the metropol huh?
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gonna show up to the platoon rally point with a case of Celsius and tins of Zyn, flip a folding chair around backwards and tell the boys about this neat thing called "fragging"
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Going home playlist today; Ohio, Fortunate Son, Apocalypse Now, Who's gonna save the world? And Drug Dealin' Pagans
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Hey Sarge, do you think it'd be cool if I popped over to the seven eleven for a pack of cigs and a bang or would the civies get mad at me?"

"I mean if we're gonna be standing here for... Shit am I gonna have to write up an AAR? Can't the cops do it?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm willing to bet they shot each other like a Wes Anderson movie
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Prods just don't have the juice man. There's a reason Warhammer 40k isn't a building ships like a 70's concrete box building and wearing khakis
im converting back to catholicism
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is why I don't vote for Democrats and I will not be lectured by shit libs for it.
And this is why we don’t appease ppl Primary Everyone
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Silly Me: "Yay, burger places are doing chicky tendys again"

Dark Me: "Beef is becoming economically unobtainable to the lowest American working class so restaurants that disproportionately serve them are trying to push their customer base away from it while retaining their business"
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Alex Pearlman (Pearlmania500) is on the ground talking with workers who are escalating our ULP strike at Starbucks' largest regional distribution center! #NoContractNoCoffee
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I live in an area with one of the highest densities of fed jobs outside of the beltway and the grocery store was dire this morning. The smallest versions of all essentials were completely cleaned out, people stocking back up on things they ran out of all at once
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bullying for the betterment of humanity. Rest in piss idiot. The only cure for fascism is death.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM