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functional moron
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · Nov 17
this is an intrusive thought i had, please do not mistake it for a deeply held belief
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 5h
dude was about to burst into tears because kershaw had a bad inning
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 5h
man these announcers really love clayton kershaw eh
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 5h
i think there’s been a decent amount of mythologizing old twitter on here.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 5h
that’s right thank you
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 5h
I assume Clayton Kershaw is being punished by God because he again didn't do something heterosexually enough. That's on him.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 5h
it’s so mean that they keep making them play baseball even when they are losing by a lot
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 5h
i’m not afraid to say that melinoe could get it
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 6h
at least he didn’t talk to her on a tarmac
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.
CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 6h
well
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 6h
oh damn i missed the mercury comeback my b my b
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 7h
i know people dunk on the “i wish i was at brunch” crowd and i don’t think it’s good for people to tune out of this stuff but i do really miss the ability to have A Good Day
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 7h
trump take ability to experience lasting joy
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 7h
yeah i appreciate that from him i just think they are rich enough they should pay for a part time radio guy instead of forcing him to have to try and walk that
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 9h
totally different way to broadcast the sport! just hire another radio guy!
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 9h
didn’t realize that the games where alan is on the broadcast they are going to just have the tv broadcast be cast over the radio. don’t like that!
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 9h
sometimes people like my posts
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10h
i’ve seen a surprising number of bassais-davis and bassais-jazz signs. genuinely curious to see how much of a thing that is.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10h
every time i have to go to the walgreens for some reason there are new things locked up. just close down and blame shoplifting already do something useful can open here!
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10h
i’m not proud of the part of me that is extremely curious to see what jake tapper has to say
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10h
i don’t think walter reed should be allowed to give the president medical care during a government shutdown
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10h
i don’t really care about joe biden but it is my sincere and deep hope that he outlives donald trump
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 10h
NOTE: Leavitt says Trump will "stop by for his routine yearly check up."

But…Trump had his annual check up already. 5 months ago. On April 11.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 10h
New — White House says Donald Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 10h
NOTE: Leavitt says Trump will "stop by for his routine yearly check up."

But…Trump had his annual check up already. 5 months ago. On April 11.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 10h
New — White House says Donald Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday.
"On Friday morning, President Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center for a planned meeting and remarks with the troops. While there, President Trump will stop by for his routine yearly check up. He will then return to the White House. President Trump is considering going to the Middle East shortly thereafter." - White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 11h
the fact that hulu won’t air what i can only imagine would be a wildly popular documentary on this is really something
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✧𓂃𓈒*｡ﾟ Ne ｡ﾟ*𓂃𓈒 ✧ @artofne.bsky.social · 19h
Then die
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