Five Minute Macro
@fiveminutemacro.bsky.social
Macro trader. I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
Zoomed in modestly, but the strategically placed thorn hush kept it PG.
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Zoomed in modestly, but the strategically placed thorn hush kept it PG.
No zoom required for this one.
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 AM
No zoom required for this one.
Things always change, but Five Minute Macro remains.
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Things always change, but Five Minute Macro remains.
Literally this
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Literally this
Sewing's catching flak for this, but it's not as if Deutsche's affairs in the US would stand up to scrutiny by even the most scrupulous and impartial regulators, and further they don't want Trump to default on them yet again, so honestly an understandable move.
January 21, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Sewing's catching flak for this, but it's not as if Deutsche's affairs in the US would stand up to scrutiny by even the most scrupulous and impartial regulators, and further they don't want Trump to default on them yet again, so honestly an understandable move.
This is like catnip for Boomers.
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 PM
This is like catnip for Boomers.
We really did speedrun this process, huh?
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
We really did speedrun this process, huh?
I'm surprised the ICE story took this long; you have a goon squad white trash regime militia operating entirely beyond any laws. This is Congo-level stuff.
Meanwhile, my BlueSky timeline (bless you all) be like 'Minnesota ByLaw 10.7(3i) specifically covers the discharge of firearms against a...'
Meanwhile, my BlueSky timeline (bless you all) be like 'Minnesota ByLaw 10.7(3i) specifically covers the discharge of firearms against a...'
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I'm surprised the ICE story took this long; you have a goon squad white trash regime militia operating entirely beyond any laws. This is Congo-level stuff.
Meanwhile, my BlueSky timeline (bless you all) be like 'Minnesota ByLaw 10.7(3i) specifically covers the discharge of firearms against a...'
Meanwhile, my BlueSky timeline (bless you all) be like 'Minnesota ByLaw 10.7(3i) specifically covers the discharge of firearms against a...'
Sandisk, Western Digital, Micron Technologies, Seagate - your dad's technology portfolio shot the lights out in 2025.
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Sandisk, Western Digital, Micron Technologies, Seagate - your dad's technology portfolio shot the lights out in 2025.
Oh shit oh fuck
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Oh shit oh fuck
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶 www.ft.com/content/6d1e...
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶 www.ft.com/content/6d1e...
From this side of the pond, it just looks like more of this. We've seen that the US system of government has demonstrated itself spectacularly unfit for purpose; it's not some hypothetical scenario, so not sure what courtesy has to do with it.
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
From this side of the pond, it just looks like more of this. We've seen that the US system of government has demonstrated itself spectacularly unfit for purpose; it's not some hypothetical scenario, so not sure what courtesy has to do with it.
Book review: read this! History, physics, thriller, horror story.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Book review: read this! History, physics, thriller, horror story.
You're trying to tell me Carter Ruck can no longer bully people with nebulous threats of ruinous litigation?! www.ft.com/content/17f4...
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You're trying to tell me Carter Ruck can no longer bully people with nebulous threats of ruinous litigation?! www.ft.com/content/17f4...
Imagine slapping an 800 P/E on Palantir, and it's just this guy babbling nonsense.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Imagine slapping an 800 P/E on Palantir, and it's just this guy babbling nonsense.