Five Minute Macro
@fiveminutemacro.bsky.social
Macro trader. I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
Tried to make me go to Riyadh, but I said no, no, no...
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Tried to make me go to Riyadh, but I said no, no, no...
Genuine LOL moment to see TSLA in a value index.
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Genuine LOL moment to see TSLA in a value index.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned...
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned...
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned...
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned...
Agreed. They've dug themselves into a hole by pursuing a belief that it's politically impossible to criticise Brexit.
January 19, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Agreed. They've dug themselves into a hole by pursuing a belief that it's politically impossible to criticise Brexit.
To me, it's simple. Brexit left the UK all in on the special relationship; now they're left twisting in the wind. It's politically toxic (for now, at least) to go back to the EU with their tail between their legs, so they're stuck between a rock and a hard place. It's a position of profound weakness
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 AM
To me, it's simple. Brexit left the UK all in on the special relationship; now they're left twisting in the wind. It's politically toxic (for now, at least) to go back to the EU with their tail between their legs, so they're stuck between a rock and a hard place. It's a position of profound weakness
Pete is seemingly one of a large cohort of younger Dems whose brains got pickled by watching The West Wing, and I am not even joking about this.
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Pete is seemingly one of a large cohort of younger Dems whose brains got pickled by watching The West Wing, and I am not even joking about this.
The scaling of the photos making eg JGP look more yoked than most of the forwards is irrationally annoying me.
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
The scaling of the photos making eg JGP look more yoked than most of the forwards is irrationally annoying me.
The 'just another day on AIM' part of the cycle
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM
The 'just another day on AIM' part of the cycle
Man is born free, and everywhere he is in bonds.
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Man is born free, and everywhere he is in bonds.
Read your first skeet 🙂
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Read your first skeet 🙂
...by saying the loud part out louder.
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 AM
...by saying the loud part out louder.
if you need to have rickets to access these prices, I'm not sure the juice is worth the squeeze.
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
if you need to have rickets to access these prices, I'm not sure the juice is worth the squeeze.
Yep, ingrained. The only other numbers I know are my mobile number and my wife's.
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Yep, ingrained. The only other numbers I know are my mobile number and my wife's.
Tangentially, just rewatched this movie recently, and it holds up incredibly well.
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Tangentially, just rewatched this movie recently, and it holds up incredibly well.
Yeah, this horse has already bolted.
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Yeah, this horse has already bolted.