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Moanin’ Obukhov
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Used to be a scientist. Maybe still am. Connoisseur of memes and existential dread. Ephemeral.
lol. i just came across this on reddit from 12 years ago. given fans still post speculation today, i guess hope springs eternal!
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
tough but fair
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
rip
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
would make for a good sopranos episode
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
oh hell yes
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
elite mustache and legs combo. i mean, look at this.
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In all seriousness, I’m hope you’re okay and I now know what to get you for Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
me, an apple music user, every year when my pals with spotify show off their cool wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
happy meal, indeed
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
honored.
August 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
July 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM