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@fixit.bsky.social
Queer 🌈 / Poly 💗 / Probably hungry 🍕
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
Pinned
The straight people at this fancy restaurant don't know what they don't know.
...or do they?
...or do they?
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The straight people at this fancy restaurant don't know what they don't know.
...or do they?
...or do they?
Watching "The Running Man" host shaming the woman contestant for "having sexual relationships with two, sometimes three different men in a year!"
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Harlot!
🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watching "The Running Man" host shaming the woman contestant for "having sexual relationships with two, sometimes three different men in a year!"
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Omg, collapsed economy? Police State? Extreme censorship? All starting in 2017??
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Omg, collapsed economy? Police State? Extreme censorship? All starting in 2017??
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
Our local bakery, Fresh Flours, has a pumpkin pie version of their basque cake out right now and it is 🤤🤤🤤
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November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Our local bakery, Fresh Flours, has a pumpkin pie version of their basque cake out right now and it is 🤤🤤🤤
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Oh gosh, I was just reminded that it's also Rudolph-nose-and-antlers-on-your-car Season too. 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh gosh, I was just reminded that it's also Rudolph-nose-and-antlers-on-your-car Season too. 🫠
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.
🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.
🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.
🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.
🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
Does anyone have a good/efficient way of storing lids for pots/pans?
Currently mine just awkwardly occupy a drawer. I keep telling myself I'll figure out or look up a better way, but asking Bloomfies is as far as I've gotten. 😅
Currently mine just awkwardly occupy a drawer. I keep telling myself I'll figure out or look up a better way, but asking Bloomfies is as far as I've gotten. 😅
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Does anyone have a good/efficient way of storing lids for pots/pans?
Currently mine just awkwardly occupy a drawer. I keep telling myself I'll figure out or look up a better way, but asking Bloomfies is as far as I've gotten. 😅
Currently mine just awkwardly occupy a drawer. I keep telling myself I'll figure out or look up a better way, but asking Bloomfies is as far as I've gotten. 😅
The cashier at the grocery store this morning was giving Target Lady and honestly I was there for it.
"Oh I'm excited to see how much you save on the ice cream!"
"Oh I'm excited to see how much you save on the ice cream!"
Woot Raise The Roof GIF
Alt: Target Lady from SNL
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November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cashier at the grocery store this morning was giving Target Lady and honestly I was there for it.
"Oh I'm excited to see how much you save on the ice cream!"
"Oh I'm excited to see how much you save on the ice cream!"
The Blastoise "add yours" photo frame on Instagram is wild. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The Blastoise "add yours" photo frame on Instagram is wild. 😂
A bit of light reading this evening since my issue 6 of @bearitzine.bsky.social recently arrived.
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A bit of light reading this evening since my issue 6 of @bearitzine.bsky.social recently arrived.
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
I went up a gauge in my septum today and the slight discomfort is exactly as expected but I'm still gonna complain about it. 😤
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I went up a gauge in my septum today and the slight discomfort is exactly as expected but I'm still gonna complain about it. 😤
Pizza and beer after the birthday orgy
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pizza and beer after the birthday orgy
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
Did a lot of fun things this weekend but two stand out moments were both times I found teeny tiny parallel parking spots in a crowded area and was able to maneuver the Mini into them.
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Did a lot of fun things this weekend but two stand out moments were both times I found teeny tiny parallel parking spots in a crowded area and was able to maneuver the Mini into them.
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
How do you do, fellow kids?
7
6 🫱
🫲
7
6 🫱
🫲
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How do you do, fellow kids?
7
6 🫱
🫲
7
6 🫱
🫲
Mariah has thawed and is playing at the UNIQLO in Seattle. 😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Mariah has thawed and is playing at the UNIQLO in Seattle. 😭😭😭
If you think I didn't take thirsty pics with the Esquie mask you'd be sorely mistaken.
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you think I didn't take thirsty pics with the Esquie mask you'd be sorely mistaken.
A wonderful catch-up with this sweet bb angle 📐🪽 @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
is there a sweeter angel than @fixit.bsky.social? survey says, no
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A wonderful catch-up with this sweet bb angle 📐🪽 @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
After 2 weeks of modeling, printing, gluing, painting, and sewing, Esquie wanted to say Happy Halloween! 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
After 2 weeks of modeling, printing, gluing, painting, and sewing, Esquie wanted to say Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Watch out, someone* set me loose in the craft store.
(*It's me, I'm someone)
(*It's me, I'm someone)
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Watch out, someone* set me loose in the craft store.
(*It's me, I'm someone)
(*It's me, I'm someone)
Why
*𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳*
is it so difficult
*𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳*
to be quiet
*𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥*
early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep?
...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*
*𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳*
is it so difficult
*𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳*
to be quiet
*𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥*
early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep?
...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why
*𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳*
is it so difficult
*𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳*
to be quiet
*𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥*
early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep?
...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*
*𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳*
is it so difficult
*𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳*
to be quiet
*𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥*
early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep?
...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*
I was voting today and I thought
"surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny"
...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.
"surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny"
...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was voting today and I thought
"surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny"
...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.
"surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny"
...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.
