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@fixit.bsky.social
Queer 🌈 / Poly 💗 / Probably hungry 🍕

⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️

Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.

Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
The straight people at this fancy restaurant don't know what they don't know.

...or do they?
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Watching "The Running Man" host shaming the woman contestant for "having sexual relationships with two, sometimes three different men in a year!"

Harlot!
🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Omg, collapsed economy? Police State? Extreme censorship? All starting in 2017??

Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.

🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The Blastoise "add yours" photo frame on Instagram is wild. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
A bit of light reading this evening since my issue 6 of @bearitzine.bsky.social recently arrived.

(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
How do you do, fellow kids?

7
6 🫱
🫲
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can I help you find something you're looking for?
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dad wants hog for #FCF, Dad gets hog for FCF
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you think I didn't take thirsty pics with the Esquie mask you'd be sorely mistaken.
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Merci, mes amis!

I'm really happy with how it came out.
Here's a close-up of the mask, which took the bulk of the work.
The banner is reversible, because Esquie wants to send a message.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
After 2 weeks of modeling, printing, gluing, painting, and sewing, Esquie wanted to say Happy Halloween! 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#FCF Spooky_Edition.gif
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
October 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Daddy, I love him
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
On my way...
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me, getting over a cold but also being horny and wanting a blowjob.
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think I might be coming down with whatever's been going around lately 🤧, so it's time to be lazy and listen to the 10th Anniversary Edition of this wonderful album.

The vinyl finally has my favorite song on it (I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance)

This and all the FCF posts are most helpful. 🙏
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A couple weeks ago my partner sent me a pic of a dachshund ring holder and said is coworker asked if I could 3D print one big enough for donuts. (Why? No idea. 😂)

I'd been wanting to learn to model in Blender, so I spend some time with it and ended up with this. I'd call this 1st project a success😀
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Out shopping and remembered the temporary tattoos they were giving out last night. 💦
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Taking advantage of the last weeks of fresh local flowers from the Sunday market 💐

Bonus that it's also sunny ☀️
October 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So I worked the Halloween Drag Show tonight and when I stopped at the burger joint for some post-show food, there were some customers and employees that were very concerned about my well-being.

I was confused until I remembered the prosthetics I had glued to my face and neck. 🙃
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Sign. Me. Up.
October 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
softie, softie, from the shadows

#softcocksaturday
#softiesaturday
🎧: You - Regard, Troye Sivan, Tate McRae
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM