brae, appropriately seasonal
@fixst.bsky.social
He/They || 🏳️🌈 || 25 || chronic shit poster, frequent hater, full time idea guy, part time reply guy
life's so fun, life's so fun, got my mini skirt and my
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
life's so fun, life's so fun, got my mini skirt and my
every time my boss's boss asks me for something and then tells me how helpful and important i am without giving me a full time job offer, an angel loses its wings and a puppy sheds three tears
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
every time my boss's boss asks me for something and then tells me how helpful and important i am without giving me a full time job offer, an angel loses its wings and a puppy sheds three tears
almost sent this to a work chat instead of the picture of food i was trying to send 😀😀😀 i am soooooo good at microsoft teams ! ! ! ! !
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
almost sent this to a work chat instead of the picture of food i was trying to send 😀😀😀 i am soooooo good at microsoft teams ! ! ! ! !
they're playing the entire wicked soundtrack at this italian restaurant i feel crazy
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
they're playing the entire wicked soundtrack at this italian restaurant i feel crazy
does anyone in seattle want to give me a job and also an apartment and also $900 please 🥺🥺🥺
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
does anyone in seattle want to give me a job and also an apartment and also $900 please 🥺🥺🥺
the concept of having to go to work tomorrow... evil. evil, dark, and nefarious
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the concept of having to go to work tomorrow... evil. evil, dark, and nefarious
one thing about me is i will start a new game before finishing the last 3 i was playing 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
one thing about me is i will start a new game before finishing the last 3 i was playing 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
i spent the last 7 hours making:
- crinkle cookies
- marinated mushrooms for tomorrow
- prepped creamed onions for tomorrow
- prepped jalapeno popper stuffed mushrooms for tomorrow
- started my 2 batches of dough for sourdough rolls for tomorrow
my back hurts
- crinkle cookies
- marinated mushrooms for tomorrow
- prepped creamed onions for tomorrow
- prepped jalapeno popper stuffed mushrooms for tomorrow
- started my 2 batches of dough for sourdough rolls for tomorrow
my back hurts
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i spent the last 7 hours making:
- crinkle cookies
- marinated mushrooms for tomorrow
- prepped creamed onions for tomorrow
- prepped jalapeno popper stuffed mushrooms for tomorrow
- started my 2 batches of dough for sourdough rolls for tomorrow
my back hurts
- crinkle cookies
- marinated mushrooms for tomorrow
- prepped creamed onions for tomorrow
- prepped jalapeno popper stuffed mushrooms for tomorrow
- started my 2 batches of dough for sourdough rolls for tomorrow
my back hurts
heated rivalry is making fujoshis out of people who didn't know they could fujo and i just think that's really beautiful
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
heated rivalry is making fujoshis out of people who didn't know they could fujo and i just think that's really beautiful
i love my european friends but with they way they act when you mention using volume based measurements, you'd think a measuring cup had brutally murdered their entire village and they were the sole survivor
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i love my european friends but with they way they act when you mention using volume based measurements, you'd think a measuring cup had brutally murdered their entire village and they were the sole survivor
driving is such a fun game, i love how everyone makes new exciting rules every time 🤩
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
driving is such a fun game, i love how everyone makes new exciting rules every time 🤩
spent 20 minutes of my morning rewriting a cookie recipe to share with my coworkers, you could say i'm an invaluable asset to this organization
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
spent 20 minutes of my morning rewriting a cookie recipe to share with my coworkers, you could say i'm an invaluable asset to this organization
just listened to the rebecca black version of fame is gun... addison rae found dead in a ditch i fear
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
just listened to the rebecca black version of fame is gun... addison rae found dead in a ditch i fear
i did not, once again i am important at work and it's ruining my life </3
chat do i call out of work tomorrow 🤩
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i did not, once again i am important at work and it's ruining my life </3
i don't want to hear a single one of you talking shit about clair obscur tomorrow, let me have one fucking day of peace i beg
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i don't want to hear a single one of you talking shit about clair obscur tomorrow, let me have one fucking day of peace i beg
chat do i call out of work tomorrow 🤩
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
chat do i call out of work tomorrow 🤩
i have perfected my soup recipe... we've never been this back...
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i have perfected my soup recipe... we've never been this back...
rewatching frieren before s2 and dear god did these people cook
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
rewatching frieren before s2 and dear god did these people cook
sometimes the algorithm on my meditation app will get weird and recommend me shit like "christian safe body scan", what do you mean christian safe, we're just breathing and naming body parts, what would the big man upstairs have against that
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
sometimes the algorithm on my meditation app will get weird and recommend me shit like "christian safe body scan", what do you mean christian safe, we're just breathing and naming body parts, what would the big man upstairs have against that
joining a polycule and referring to everyone as oombf
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
joining a polycule and referring to everyone as oombf
out here straight up "workin it" 😏 and by "it", haha, well 🤭 let's just say 😈 too much of my job 😔
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
out here straight up "workin it" 😏 and by "it", haha, well 🤭 let's just say 😈 too much of my job 😔
i know they're not pretty but hoooooooly fuck these short ribs ripped
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i know they're not pretty but hoooooooly fuck these short ribs ripped
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If you use ai to write a 3 sentence email I should be allowed to shoot you point blank
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If you use ai to write a 3 sentence email I should be allowed to shoot you point blank
you're joking, this is a joke right? right???
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
you're joking, this is a joke right? right???
i've been watching so much vanderpump rules i'm convinced i'm going to wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about having a confrontation with stassi during my shift at sur
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i've been watching so much vanderpump rules i'm convinced i'm going to wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about having a confrontation with stassi during my shift at sur