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Looking for Alaska was published 20 years ago today.
What a journey that little book has been on.
What a journey that little book has been on.
March 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Looking for Alaska was published 20 years ago today.
What a journey that little book has been on.
What a journey that little book has been on.
I must be getting ready to start my cycle because I'd give my left tit for a cheese enchilada right now.
March 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I must be getting ready to start my cycle because I'd give my left tit for a cheese enchilada right now.
Love getting voluntold to do stuff after hours at work 🙄
March 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Love getting voluntold to do stuff after hours at work 🙄
"I figured you wouldn't be too upset about me slapping you in the head with a tortilla"
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"I figured you wouldn't be too upset about me slapping you in the head with a tortilla"
You did the best you could with the information you had at the time.
March 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You did the best you could with the information you had at the time.
Legit has a student ask me "Is the only form of water liquid?"
I looked at him and just said "Ice."
He said "That's ice, I'm talking about water." 🤦
I looked at him and just said "Ice."
He said "That's ice, I'm talking about water." 🤦
March 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Legit has a student ask me "Is the only form of water liquid?"
I looked at him and just said "Ice."
He said "That's ice, I'm talking about water." 🤦
I looked at him and just said "Ice."
He said "That's ice, I'm talking about water." 🤦
My partner just laughed at me as I went "nope, no, no thank you, nooooooo" to an enemy in Avowed
March 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My partner just laughed at me as I went "nope, no, no thank you, nooooooo" to an enemy in Avowed
As someone who is bad at video games, Avowed is just challenging enough and I'm enjoying it so much.
March 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
As someone who is bad at video games, Avowed is just challenging enough and I'm enjoying it so much.
Guess we pissed Grim off by doing yoga this morning. He destroyed one of my partner's plants and peed on the dish mat 😭
February 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Guess we pissed Grim off by doing yoga this morning. He destroyed one of my partner's plants and peed on the dish mat 😭
I hope Canada rails the US tonight
February 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I hope Canada rails the US tonight
When your therapist doesn't have you question your worries about camps you know things are fucked.
February 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When your therapist doesn't have you question your worries about camps you know things are fucked.
Ketchup was something I was at war with for years and I'm finally coming around to it. I lost.
February 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ketchup was something I was at war with for years and I'm finally coming around to it. I lost.
I now understand the sentiment of "fuck the government, I love my country". Like, sure. America has always had it's flaws, but at least it was a place where there was a sentiment of acceptance and understanding. Now it's all hatred and malice.
February 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I now understand the sentiment of "fuck the government, I love my country". Like, sure. America has always had it's flaws, but at least it was a place where there was a sentiment of acceptance and understanding. Now it's all hatred and malice.
I shave my legs like twice a year and every time it's like a half hour endeavor to mow through the hair. I regret it every time 🥲
February 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I shave my legs like twice a year and every time it's like a half hour endeavor to mow through the hair. I regret it every time 🥲
@dersestriders.bsky.social has finally bullied me enough and I'm charging my kindle.
February 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@dersestriders.bsky.social has finally bullied me enough and I'm charging my kindle.
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Are you normal stupid or ordered a pizza on Super Bowl night stupid?? Turns out I’m both
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Are you normal stupid or ordered a pizza on Super Bowl night stupid?? Turns out I’m both
Jesus Christ, I'm older than Patrick Mahomes.
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Jesus Christ, I'm older than Patrick Mahomes.
If Bob Dylan shows up in the half time show I will lose my mind. I'm seeing theories and am thrilled about the concept.
February 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If Bob Dylan shows up in the half time show I will lose my mind. I'm seeing theories and am thrilled about the concept.
This is the second time in three days I've said some out of pocket shit and idk what's going on with me. I need to figure this out before I talk anymore.
February 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is the second time in three days I've said some out of pocket shit and idk what's going on with me. I need to figure this out before I talk anymore.
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If a cat wants something all it has to do is stand in the middle of a room and start meowing loudly and someone will actually come by and try to figure out what it wants. It is unfair I cannot do this
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If a cat wants something all it has to do is stand in the middle of a room and start meowing loudly and someone will actually come by and try to figure out what it wants. It is unfair I cannot do this
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Need this meeting to be over
February 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Need this meeting to be over
Let's see who I piss off by emailing about meeting tomorrow morning at 9:30. We've known this needed to be done since Tuesday. Someone has to take the lead.
February 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Let's see who I piss off by emailing about meeting tomorrow morning at 9:30. We've known this needed to be done since Tuesday. Someone has to take the lead.
I want a butcher chart tattoo but instead of a cow it's a block of tofu.
February 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I want a butcher chart tattoo but instead of a cow it's a block of tofu.
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*At a fancy restaurant, trying to impress a date*
Waiter bring us your finest hot pockets & a glass of hotdog water for the lady
Waiter bring us your finest hot pockets & a glass of hotdog water for the lady
February 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
*At a fancy restaurant, trying to impress a date*
Waiter bring us your finest hot pockets & a glass of hotdog water for the lady
Waiter bring us your finest hot pockets & a glass of hotdog water for the lady