Be Jota
@flabejota.bsky.social
Got kicked off Twitter for having strong opinions against misogyny, so here I am. I promise to behave now. 🐊🔶🔷
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Be Jota
@flabejota.bsky.social
· Jan 29
a bald man is sitting at a desk eating a sandwich .
ALT: a bald man is sitting at a desk eating a sandwich .
media.tenor.com
In lieu of sandwich-based content, how about some jokes?
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What can you do? Vote! Vote for Democrats in every election.
No, you cannot stay home to protest not liking the Dem enough. Failing to vote Democrat helps the GOP keep power.
Don't compare the Democratic candidate to your ideal -- compare the Dem to their Republican opponent.
No, you cannot stay home to protest not liking the Dem enough. Failing to vote Democrat helps the GOP keep power.
Don't compare the Democratic candidate to your ideal -- compare the Dem to their Republican opponent.
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What can you do? Vote! Vote for Democrats in every election.
No, you cannot stay home to protest not liking the Dem enough. Failing to vote Democrat helps the GOP keep power.
Don't compare the Democratic candidate to your ideal -- compare the Dem to their Republican opponent.
No, you cannot stay home to protest not liking the Dem enough. Failing to vote Democrat helps the GOP keep power.
Don't compare the Democratic candidate to your ideal -- compare the Dem to their Republican opponent.
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Are the Kansas City Chiefs moving from Missouri to Kansas to make Trump seem less stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Are the Kansas City Chiefs moving from Missouri to Kansas to make Trump seem less stupid?
$600K > $60K
What a fat-fingered screw up!
What a fat-fingered screw up!
883-Mile 2022 GMC Sierra 1500 4×4 Jimmy Conversion at No Reserve
No Reserve: 883-Mile 2022 GMC Sierra 1500 4×4 Jimmy Conversion
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 883-Mile 2022 GMC Sierra 1500 4×4 Jimmy Conversion at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #225,016.
bringatrailer.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
$600K > $60K
What a fat-fingered screw up!
What a fat-fingered screw up!
I have not, but now I'm curious.
Have you seen "prompt engineers" or "AI artists" jealously guard or hide their prompts or accuse others of stealing their 'work' (prompts)? Incredible shit
December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I have not, but now I'm curious.
Dear JMU,
I am cheering for you tonight, as it is a marital obligation. I'm sorry that you're getting Billy Ball next year. 🐊🐊
Give 'em hell. Godspeed.
I am cheering for you tonight, as it is a marital obligation. I'm sorry that you're getting Billy Ball next year. 🐊🐊
Give 'em hell. Godspeed.
a mascot wearing a crown and a knight 's armor on a field
Alt: a mascot wearing a crown and a knight 's armor on a field
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dear JMU,
I am cheering for you tonight, as it is a marital obligation. I'm sorry that you're getting Billy Ball next year. 🐊🐊
Give 'em hell. Godspeed.
I am cheering for you tonight, as it is a marital obligation. I'm sorry that you're getting Billy Ball next year. 🐊🐊
Give 'em hell. Godspeed.
Occurring to me that Christmas vacation is an anti-capitalist parable against commercialization & greed.
Got your boss a gift? Suck up.
Depend on a bonus instead of higher wages? Sucker.
Neighbors like Todd & Margo suck.
Spending time with family is what matters.
Got your boss a gift? Suck up.
Depend on a bonus instead of higher wages? Sucker.
Neighbors like Todd & Margo suck.
Spending time with family is what matters.
a man in a suit and tie says what do you want
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says what do you want
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Occurring to me that Christmas vacation is an anti-capitalist parable against commercialization & greed.
Got your boss a gift? Suck up.
Depend on a bonus instead of higher wages? Sucker.
Neighbors like Todd & Margo suck.
Spending time with family is what matters.
Got your boss a gift? Suck up.
Depend on a bonus instead of higher wages? Sucker.
Neighbors like Todd & Margo suck.
Spending time with family is what matters.
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Cyber-Security Experts Warn Election Was Hacked
'Musk is guilty as fuck'
www.planetcritical.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Any results where she doesn't destroy him are not to be believed. He's a drooling puppet.
AOC pulls ahead of JD Vance for first time in 2028 election head-to-head, poll finds
AOC pulls ahead of JD Vance for first time in 2028 election head-to-head, poll finds
AOC pulls ahead of JD Vance for first time in 2028 election head-to-head, poll finds
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Any results where she doesn't destroy him are not to be believed. He's a drooling puppet.
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I forgot that it was happening so that I could plan on missing it ... and thereby missed it.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I forgot that it was happening so that I could plan on missing it ... and thereby missed it.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
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13 years ago today.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
13 years ago today.
@drewmagary.bsky.social Over on the Book of Faces, ClickHole was trying to bite your style from the Haters' Guide to Williams-Sonoma of yore.
Might we see that before Christmas this year? I can only find last year's. defector.com/the-2024-hat...
Might we see that before Christmas this year? I can only find last year's. defector.com/the-2024-hat...
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[walks out to greet you as you pull into my circular driveway] There you are! Oh my goodness, look at you! You look so festive! Why don’t you leave your bags in the breezeway for now and come on in? A...
defector.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@drewmagary.bsky.social Over on the Book of Faces, ClickHole was trying to bite your style from the Haters' Guide to Williams-Sonoma of yore.
Might we see that before Christmas this year? I can only find last year's. defector.com/the-2024-hat...
Might we see that before Christmas this year? I can only find last year's. defector.com/the-2024-hat...
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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I used to think that something horrifying would shock his base enough to abandon him.
There is nothing. Whether that irrefutable evidence exists doesn't matter.
There is nothing. Whether that irrefutable evidence exists doesn't matter.
August 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I used to think that something horrifying would shock his base enough to abandon him.
There is nothing. Whether that irrefutable evidence exists doesn't matter.
There is nothing. Whether that irrefutable evidence exists doesn't matter.
It's just crazy enough to work. Damnit if Rand Paul rights this ship.
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's just crazy enough to work. Damnit if Rand Paul rights this ship.
Fire Scott Stricklin into the sun. nypost.com/2025/12/01/s...
Lane Kiffin wanted Florida coaching job — until he met with school’s AD
It was doomed from the start.
nypost.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fire Scott Stricklin into the sun. nypost.com/2025/12/01/s...
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Why can’t we have nice things, too?
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why can’t we have nice things, too?
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Not content with the Middle East hating our country? Let's piss off an entire continent much closer to home!
🤬🤬🤬
responsiblestatecraft.org/congress-opp...
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responsiblestatecraft.org/congress-opp...
Left-right backlash against war with Venezuela is growing
Some Democrats and Republicans recognize where American public opinion is, let's hope Trump can, too
responsiblestatecraft.org
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not content with the Middle East hating our country? Let's piss off an entire continent much closer to home!
🤬🤬🤬
responsiblestatecraft.org/congress-opp...
🤬🤬🤬
responsiblestatecraft.org/congress-opp...
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Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload."
Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload."
Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
"[Mark] Kelly is the sort of man Hegseth is cosplaying, and he's a bad actor."
crooksandliars.com/2025/11/mark...
crooksandliars.com/2025/11/mark...
Mark Kelly Fires Back At Trump Administration, And Hits His Targets
Hegesth is out of his league.
crooksandliars.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"[Mark] Kelly is the sort of man Hegseth is cosplaying, and he's a bad actor."
crooksandliars.com/2025/11/mark...
crooksandliars.com/2025/11/mark...
Damnit, Florida. www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/f...
Controversial Florida bill to lower rifle purchase age moves through House, could reverse post-Parkland law
A controversial bill that would lower the minimum age to purchase rifles and other long guns from 21 to 18 is once again moving through the Florida House.
www.cbsnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Damnit, Florida. www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/f...
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One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.