Flak Jacket
@flak-jacket.bsky.social
drive real fast and eat up you
drank the 3 day blinding stew to stay home from work but my PTO was denied so i'm just stumbling around at work pissed and blind
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
drank the 3 day blinding stew to stay home from work but my PTO was denied so i'm just stumbling around at work pissed and blind
receiving a package filled with packing peanuts... a rarity in this day and age... such an experience must be treasured
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
receiving a package filled with packing peanuts... a rarity in this day and age... such an experience must be treasured
frantically looking up any gambling site i can find
putting 300k of borrowed money from a loan shark on the US/Venezuela war lasting 6 years longer than it should and resulting in all US armed forces running away as usual
and now i wait. this is how i will afford rent in the upcoming recession 😎
putting 300k of borrowed money from a loan shark on the US/Venezuela war lasting 6 years longer than it should and resulting in all US armed forces running away as usual
and now i wait. this is how i will afford rent in the upcoming recession 😎
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
frantically looking up any gambling site i can find
putting 300k of borrowed money from a loan shark on the US/Venezuela war lasting 6 years longer than it should and resulting in all US armed forces running away as usual
and now i wait. this is how i will afford rent in the upcoming recession 😎
putting 300k of borrowed money from a loan shark on the US/Venezuela war lasting 6 years longer than it should and resulting in all US armed forces running away as usual
and now i wait. this is how i will afford rent in the upcoming recession 😎
2026 is off to a flying start
girls, grog, Grasshopper... what else could a fella want?
girls, grog, Grasshopper... what else could a fella want?
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
2026 is off to a flying start
girls, grog, Grasshopper... what else could a fella want?
girls, grog, Grasshopper... what else could a fella want?
built the wrong shocks so now i have to build the right ones 👍
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
built the wrong shocks so now i have to build the right ones 👍
MIGU NO I'M SO SORRY 😭
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
MIGU NO I'M SO SORRY 😭
driving my Grasshopper while a buddy of mine drives my Mojave Grom in the work parking lot after our shift and watching his respect for me dissipate in real time as he realizes we are grown men playing with toys at 2 in the morning
like an inverse A Christmas Carol type deal
like an inverse A Christmas Carol type deal
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
driving my Grasshopper while a buddy of mine drives my Mojave Grom in the work parking lot after our shift and watching his respect for me dissipate in real time as he realizes we are grown men playing with toys at 2 in the morning
like an inverse A Christmas Carol type deal
like an inverse A Christmas Carol type deal
"generative AI is the future whether you like it or not, you need to get used to-"
your future involves hanging yourself and nobody noticing your absence. bring it to reality NOW 👍
your future involves hanging yourself and nobody noticing your absence. bring it to reality NOW 👍
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
"generative AI is the future whether you like it or not, you need to get used to-"
your future involves hanging yourself and nobody noticing your absence. bring it to reality NOW 👍
your future involves hanging yourself and nobody noticing your absence. bring it to reality NOW 👍
no tread? no problem! it's been 13 years but she's still got it 😎🤙
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
no tread? no problem! it's been 13 years but she's still got it 😎🤙
top two things to do during the winter
1: get really bad seasonal depression and kill yourself
2: play toys in the fun snow 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 funny snow 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 love fun snow with fun toy
1: get really bad seasonal depression and kill yourself
2: play toys in the fun snow 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 funny snow 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 love fun snow with fun toy
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
top two things to do during the winter
1: get really bad seasonal depression and kill yourself
2: play toys in the fun snow 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 funny snow 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 love fun snow with fun toy
1: get really bad seasonal depression and kill yourself
2: play toys in the fun snow 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 funny snow 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 love fun snow with fun toy
i'll be working during the VGAs and if there isn't a new Titanfall or Motorstorm game announced i'll crash into a tree at highway speeds on my way back home 😎👍
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i'll be working during the VGAs and if there isn't a new Titanfall or Motorstorm game announced i'll crash into a tree at highway speeds on my way back home 😎👍
i could NOT be a german pilot in WW2 bro, look at these fucking training manuals
leading my fire on a P-51D just fine and the second it turns towards me my training kicks in and i get so hard all the blood rushes to my peanis and i pass out
leading my fire on a P-51D just fine and the second it turns towards me my training kicks in and i get so hard all the blood rushes to my peanis and i pass out
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i could NOT be a german pilot in WW2 bro, look at these fucking training manuals
leading my fire on a P-51D just fine and the second it turns towards me my training kicks in and i get so hard all the blood rushes to my peanis and i pass out
leading my fire on a P-51D just fine and the second it turns towards me my training kicks in and i get so hard all the blood rushes to my peanis and i pass out
handsome creature. fuckin LOVE this thing
i got it with the sole purpose of modifying it with rear trailing arms and proper double wishbone suspension up front but i'm kind of loving it as it is. tinkering and tweaking stuff with zero design work involved is FUN!!!!
i got it with the sole purpose of modifying it with rear trailing arms and proper double wishbone suspension up front but i'm kind of loving it as it is. tinkering and tweaking stuff with zero design work involved is FUN!!!!
![Tamiya Grasshopper [Black Edition] RC car with no decals on its body and 3D-printed yellow wheels. a very good machine](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zaam6nuckorpmuob6cb4fh25/bafkreic5ldgwdoymvshimmbuikvxbn72bp6mwslf4scl65ic4hhnilcdwm@jpeg)
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
handsome creature. fuckin LOVE this thing
i got it with the sole purpose of modifying it with rear trailing arms and proper double wishbone suspension up front but i'm kind of loving it as it is. tinkering and tweaking stuff with zero design work involved is FUN!!!!
i got it with the sole purpose of modifying it with rear trailing arms and proper double wishbone suspension up front but i'm kind of loving it as it is. tinkering and tweaking stuff with zero design work involved is FUN!!!!
the "it's so over" to "we're so back" pipeline strikes swiftly, precisely and without prediction
![brand spankin' new Tamiya Grasshopper [BLACK EDITION] still sealed in its box, along with a bearing set desperate to fulfill its duty and free the fun tuoy within](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zaam6nuckorpmuob6cb4fh25/bafkreiehaidaar2ow43b3flnyyvmb5qvzzhbk7deni6wyvgkeafpc3ubu4@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
the "it's so over" to "we're so back" pipeline strikes swiftly, precisely and without prediction
(loud crowd jeering and booing sounds)
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
(loud crowd jeering and booing sounds)
bad night to be a steak dinner
on some yum dot com type shit rn
on some yum dot com type shit rn
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
bad night to be a steak dinner
on some yum dot com type shit rn
on some yum dot com type shit rn
sigh... feeling the urge to play a rather specific gamemode that is no longer with us...
😞
😞
in a matter of hours we will lose access to peak and it will never, ever return in its current state ever again...
why even live.... 😔😭
why even live.... 😔😭
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
sigh... feeling the urge to play a rather specific gamemode that is no longer with us...
😞
😞
in a matter of hours we will lose access to peak and it will never, ever return in its current state ever again...
why even live.... 😔😭
why even live.... 😔😭
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
in a matter of hours we will lose access to peak and it will never, ever return in its current state ever again...
why even live.... 😔😭
why even live.... 😔😭
Reposted by Flak Jacket
Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
i was taking my Mini-Z buggy out for a 4 AM walk around the town (as one does) and a pair of only lightly-intoxicated gentlemen said "that's fire" to me as it was driving past so yeah
i guess you could say i'm kind of a big deal 😏
i guess you could say i'm kind of a big deal 😏
September 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
i was taking my Mini-Z buggy out for a 4 AM walk around the town (as one does) and a pair of only lightly-intoxicated gentlemen said "that's fire" to me as it was driving past so yeah
i guess you could say i'm kind of a big deal 😏
i guess you could say i'm kind of a big deal 😏
the situation has changed
September 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
the situation has changed
thigkin bout putting together a DKS Pro 👁👁 🤔
September 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
thigkin bout putting together a DKS Pro 👁👁 🤔
ODST warbond announced for Helldivers 👁👁
August 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
ODST warbond announced for Helldivers 👁👁
Reposted by Flak Jacket
