it is the moral responsibility of all American military wives to cheat on their deployed husbands during this upcoming military exercise so all returning US soldiers commit suicide and their Camaros and Challengers and Hellcats go on Facebook marketplace for really cheap (i want one 👍)

update: FUCK

drifted the poor MiguMobile™️ into a curb at a pretty decent clip and fuckin exploded an a-arm and the front bumper mount

the punchline is this was less than 5 minutes of total drive time after i finished building it 😔 the electronics aren't even taped down yet

i have ruined Migu's Christmas 🥺

pretending not to care about Galactic Racer™ so nobody finds out i'm corporation-owned slop-enjoying consoomer cattle that instantly soyfaces the second I see a Star War or anything with even the barest resemblance to Wipeout

i had to cut out the passenger figure from the interior to get the body to fit properly now that everything's been rearranged and it's fucking me up in a weird way

the driver and passenger were probably friends 😔

and now the passenger's in the parts bin. they will never be in the same car again 🥺