Flakey Foont
@flakyfoont.bsky.social
"One just principle from the depths of a cave is more powerful than an army. "
-Jose Martí
https://jhardycarroll.substack.com
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ruining-heaven-j-hardy-carroll/1141451714
-Jose Martí
https://jhardycarroll.substack.com
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ruining-heaven-j-hardy-carroll/1141451714
Have you seen Nick Fuentes's cat?
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Have you seen Nick Fuentes's cat?
I assume they think that their racism will also apply in heaven. This should disgust everybody who isn't a dues-paying Klan member
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I assume they think that their racism will also apply in heaven. This should disgust everybody who isn't a dues-paying Klan member
Good thing that Google Pin is there to keep the house from falling in!
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Good thing that Google Pin is there to keep the house from falling in!
I am at a loss for words, so let's have the pictures do the sayin'
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I am at a loss for words, so let's have the pictures do the sayin'
Once they used "homeland" in the title we were heading this direction anyway.
Once this rebrand hits the shelves, we're gonna go full Nazi with "Department of Fatherland Security."
Once this rebrand hits the shelves, we're gonna go full Nazi with "Department of Fatherland Security."
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Once they used "homeland" in the title we were heading this direction anyway.
Once this rebrand hits the shelves, we're gonna go full Nazi with "Department of Fatherland Security."
Once this rebrand hits the shelves, we're gonna go full Nazi with "Department of Fatherland Security."
Yeah I never want to have sex again now.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yeah I never want to have sex again now.
The fact that Trump's asshole squad decided to reduce the price of weight loss drugs shows they have the power to reduce the prices of ALL drugs. They are either too stupid to know that they just exposed themselves again as hideous evildoers, or they just don't fucking care.
Also, dude passed out!
Also, dude passed out!
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The fact that Trump's asshole squad decided to reduce the price of weight loss drugs shows they have the power to reduce the prices of ALL drugs. They are either too stupid to know that they just exposed themselves again as hideous evildoers, or they just don't fucking care.
Also, dude passed out!
Also, dude passed out!
Don't moon look lovely shining through the trees?
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Don't moon look lovely shining through the trees?
Grandpa Fartnshit don't know where he am!
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Grandpa Fartnshit don't know where he am!
if you are unfortunate enough to get one of these in the mailbox, you know what to do. Make these motherfuckers pay for it twice
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
if you are unfortunate enough to get one of these in the mailbox, you know what to do. Make these motherfuckers pay for it twice
"Charlie Kirk was the kindest bravest warmest most wonderful human being I've ever met in my life."
My wife received this fundraising mail from the Widow Kirk.
I would tell her to go fuck herself but she's busy fucking JD Vance.
My wife received this fundraising mail from the Widow Kirk.
I would tell her to go fuck herself but she's busy fucking JD Vance.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Charlie Kirk was the kindest bravest warmest most wonderful human being I've ever met in my life."
My wife received this fundraising mail from the Widow Kirk.
I would tell her to go fuck herself but she's busy fucking JD Vance.
My wife received this fundraising mail from the Widow Kirk.
I would tell her to go fuck herself but she's busy fucking JD Vance.
The face of a man shitting himself, literally and figuratively.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The face of a man shitting himself, literally and figuratively.
Did you see Kash Patel's Gatsby costume? He went as Tom and Daisy's baby, which means he wasn't invited and nobody talked about him much
November 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Did you see Kash Patel's Gatsby costume? He went as Tom and Daisy's baby, which means he wasn't invited and nobody talked about him much
Let's remember the originator of the creepy cartoon presented as every day life, the great Charles Addams. Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Let's remember the originator of the creepy cartoon presented as every day life, the great Charles Addams. Happy Halloween
Demented fuckwit traded a fictional shipyard for a replica crown!
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Demented fuckwit traded a fictional shipyard for a replica crown!
The connection is obvious, and they aren't even bothering to hide it
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The connection is obvious, and they aren't even bothering to hide it
This literally makes me sick. That anyone would think this is okay as anything other than a mean parody is appalling.
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This literally makes me sick. That anyone would think this is okay as anything other than a mean parody is appalling.
AOC owns this asshole every singe day.
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
AOC owns this asshole every singe day.
I love Port Townsend
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I love Port Townsend
One of the best things about living in Washington state is being able to have this marvelous dish every week, linguine with fresh clams
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
One of the best things about living in Washington state is being able to have this marvelous dish every week, linguine with fresh clams
Showoff pallbearer carries casket by himself.
The Onion, October 2005
The Onion, October 2005
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Showoff pallbearer carries casket by himself.
The Onion, October 2005
The Onion, October 2005
So was Mike Pence!
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So was Mike Pence!
Cold rainy Saturday? Got it covered
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Cold rainy Saturday? Got it covered