Alanna Pickle
@flakypickle.bsky.social
Suburban mom with a penchant for quick wit that punches up. I am very nice until I am not. Sarcastic and punchy with words. I like hiking and crafts. Nothing I say here has to do with or is endorsed by my employer.
This elf has no idea how pricey these cans are since Tarrifs and EPR recycling have been introduced. He better have loved every last drop 😂
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This elf has no idea how pricey these cans are since Tarrifs and EPR recycling have been introduced. He better have loved every last drop 😂
LinkedIn is 9 parts absolutely unhinged and 1 part useful. This is the AI trash that's flooding it now. Imagine a business owner posting this. And no, I didn't click through. There are zero lessons to learn.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
LinkedIn is 9 parts absolutely unhinged and 1 part useful. This is the AI trash that's flooding it now. Imagine a business owner posting this. And no, I didn't click through. There are zero lessons to learn.
Just started this! My list is long so I usually go on vibes for what I want next. I just finished a mystery/romance series of four books so I am looking for something with a little more grit right now :)
September 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Just started this! My list is long so I usually go on vibes for what I want next. I just finished a mystery/romance series of four books so I am looking for something with a little more grit right now :)
PowerSchool tells me HRCE disabled access 🤌
September 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
PowerSchool tells me HRCE disabled access 🤌
Kind of like this picture that I took at 2pm on Sunday (no cloud in the sky 20 mins earlier) at our campsite...
August 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Kind of like this picture that I took at 2pm on Sunday (no cloud in the sky 20 mins earlier) at our campsite...
What a real luxury to have in our community 👌
August 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What a real luxury to have in our community 👌
Cheers to a long weekend for both of us 🥰
July 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Cheers to a long weekend for both of us 🥰
I wish there was a service where people would bring their chickens to your yard to eat all the Japanese Beatles. My cherry tree is destroyed. Look at the lacy leaves and all those black spots 😭
July 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I wish there was a service where people would bring their chickens to your yard to eat all the Japanese Beatles. My cherry tree is destroyed. Look at the lacy leaves and all those black spots 😭
I like to take my lunch break early and hit a local trail on nice days. My loopy ole springer spaniel agrees this is a tactic everyone should take. And he requests you take him. And bring snacks. And poo bags (why does he poop so much when we hike? He saves it!)
May 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I like to take my lunch break early and hit a local trail on nice days. My loopy ole springer spaniel agrees this is a tactic everyone should take. And he requests you take him. And bring snacks. And poo bags (why does he poop so much when we hike? He saves it!)
Even (especially you) "Libertarians"
April 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Even (especially you) "Libertarians"
He's not even here, he's in Toronto, LOL www.wulaw.ca/about
He VETS his clients which means he DELIBERATELY is representing this POS. Perhaps we should let him know he's not on the right side of the law here
He VETS his clients which means he DELIBERATELY is representing this POS. Perhaps we should let him know he's not on the right side of the law here
April 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He's not even here, he's in Toronto, LOL www.wulaw.ca/about
He VETS his clients which means he DELIBERATELY is representing this POS. Perhaps we should let him know he's not on the right side of the law here
He VETS his clients which means he DELIBERATELY is representing this POS. Perhaps we should let him know he's not on the right side of the law here
We really are spending $32 on paper for our butts? Who is buying this at this price? I'd rather 1 ply than pay this much for toilet paper.
January 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
We really are spending $32 on paper for our butts? Who is buying this at this price? I'd rather 1 ply than pay this much for toilet paper.
Wow. Canadian Women's Foundation is going hard on the email blasts. Good god
November 25, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Wow. Canadian Women's Foundation is going hard on the email blasts. Good god
I'm going deeper underground. There's too much panic in this town.
April 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I'm going deeper underground. There's too much panic in this town.
It's aaaallliiiiiiiive
April 1, 2024 at 9:32 PM
It's aaaallliiiiiiiive
I wonder if all of the construction/trades/blue collar men who have used these for decades got teased as much as women do for carrying a very similar piece of equipment? Just kidding I am not wondering. I know ;)
February 21, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I wonder if all of the construction/trades/blue collar men who have used these for decades got teased as much as women do for carrying a very similar piece of equipment? Just kidding I am not wondering. I know ;)
-Pierre Pollivere has hired a lobbyist from Loblaws.
-there's an election this year and Loblaws has been under fire for prices.
-Manulife and Loblaws signed an exclusive agreement which is against Canadian ethical standards.
If this isn't blatant undermining of a social healthcare system...
-there's an election this year and Loblaws has been under fire for prices.
-Manulife and Loblaws signed an exclusive agreement which is against Canadian ethical standards.
If this isn't blatant undermining of a social healthcare system...
February 5, 2024 at 11:05 AM
-Pierre Pollivere has hired a lobbyist from Loblaws.
-there's an election this year and Loblaws has been under fire for prices.
-Manulife and Loblaws signed an exclusive agreement which is against Canadian ethical standards.
If this isn't blatant undermining of a social healthcare system...
-there's an election this year and Loblaws has been under fire for prices.
-Manulife and Loblaws signed an exclusive agreement which is against Canadian ethical standards.
If this isn't blatant undermining of a social healthcare system...
Someone fucked around and found out. His toeses were cold the 2km hike back
November 26, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Someone fucked around and found out. His toeses were cold the 2km hike back
Fleece makes my hands feel tingly/like my skin is trying to escape. I can't explain it, and my kid picked a fleece hand me down today. Good thing he's adorable
October 24, 2023 at 11:36 AM
Fleece makes my hands feel tingly/like my skin is trying to escape. I can't explain it, and my kid picked a fleece hand me down today. Good thing he's adorable
Hey #halisky lots of help needed before this weekend if you can spare some time.
October 4, 2023 at 9:28 AM
Hey #halisky lots of help needed before this weekend if you can spare some time.
Behold true majesty
October 1, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Behold true majesty
Reskeet with an album you still know every damn word to, fellow olds who still remember listening to albums.
September 30, 2023 at 9:03 AM
Reskeet with an album you still know every damn word to, fellow olds who still remember listening to albums.