"Mental illness is all in your head"

Yeah dumbass, that's where the brain is.

If they came out and announced that "An Old God" was actually controlling everything right now I would believe it in a second.

Listening to a bunch of Stray From the Path for no particular reason.

Go to Burger King, ask for a burger, they say, "We are out of burgers."

I'm tired, boss.

Anytime I see someone defend Elon Musk I just picture them as Randall from Recess and it makes a lot more sense.

Shein trying to get me dressing like The Riddler

There will be no more technological revolutions. All new advanced tech will be sufficiently broken to fit into current business models and the status quo.

Every time a new tech is created I think, "How will they use this to pay people less and not make our lives better" and then they do just that.

Have the confidence of a 58 year old man who runs a failing small business with three employees who thinks he could fix America if they just put him in charge.

When Tiktok gets banned will someone send me updates from the Tinned Fish Reviews guy? He gives me life.

Bluepoint made the Demon Souls remake and instead of having them remake Bloodborne, Sony made them try to make a God of War live service.

I fucking hate corporations so much.

Keeping this article on standby for when Trump undoes the Tiktok ban and his followers pretend like it wasn't his executive order that did it.

Threads is basically if you took Twitter and only filled it with the people from your local news comment sections.

The Venn diagram of people who got straight Ds in high school and people who say "School is pointless because you never use that stuff again" is a circle.

Why Osama Bin Laden's son look like he plays bass in a Metallica cover band?

I feel like a massive amount of people in America saw the movie Red Dawn when they were 14 and that was the moment they decided to stop learning things for the rest of their lives.