Go to Burger King, ask for a burger, they say, "We are out of burgers."

I'm tired, boss.

Anytime I see someone defend Elon Musk I just picture them as Randall from Recess and it makes a lot more sense.

A guy who lives the street over has this bumper sticker on the back of his truck.

Shein trying to get me dressing like The Riddler

There will be no more technological revolutions. All new advanced tech will be sufficiently broken to fit into current business models and the status quo.

Every time a new tech is created I think, "How will they use this to pay people less and not make our lives better" and then they do just that.

People keep forgetting that he was the one who started this, the Biden administration just continued it.

Bluepoint made the Demon Souls remake and instead of having them remake Bloodborne, Sony made them try to make a God of War live service.

I fucking hate corporations so much.

Keeping this article on standby for when Trump undoes the Tiktok ban and his followers pretend like it wasn't his executive order that did it.

Why Osama Bin Laden's son look like he plays bass in a Metallica cover band?