Alan Smith
@flanderosa.bsky.social
Film fanatic | Preston North End, Lancaster City & Patriots | ❤️#gaming (PSN/XBL = flanderosa) | introverted #bookworm | Spittoon investigator and Eldritch Eradicator | He/Him/His
Lovely stuff (to quote Shakin’ Stevens) and goes a long way to explain why the whole thing feels live, which is to its benefit. The Noel’s House Party parody was absolutely nailed. Alan’s inane biscuit chat is a low-key highlight of this for me.
December 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Lovely stuff (to quote Shakin’ Stevens) and goes a long way to explain why the whole thing feels live, which is to its benefit. The Noel’s House Party parody was absolutely nailed. Alan’s inane biscuit chat is a low-key highlight of this for me.
We’re talking about a country that has a ‘legal limit’ for rat droppings in products that isn’t zero - it should be a flat ‘no’ but we know Starmer’s a political jellyfish (apologies to jellyfish) so 🤷♂️
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
We’re talking about a country that has a ‘legal limit’ for rat droppings in products that isn’t zero - it should be a flat ‘no’ but we know Starmer’s a political jellyfish (apologies to jellyfish) so 🤷♂️
It comes from so-called ‘Policy Exchange’ so can be completely ignored. But it won’t be, because we all know the real villains are the most vulnerable in society of course 🙄
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It comes from so-called ‘Policy Exchange’ so can be completely ignored. But it won’t be, because we all know the real villains are the most vulnerable in society of course 🙄
In fact, she should run away right now frankly
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In fact, she should run away right now frankly
Bloody hell, he’d be doing her a real favour if the prick did petulantly break up with her - bullets would be dodged
December 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Bloody hell, he’d be doing her a real favour if the prick did petulantly break up with her - bullets would be dodged
Found Jesus? No, he’ll have found a new grift.
December 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Found Jesus? No, he’ll have found a new grift.
Apologies they use the word ‘notable’ like that makes it any better…
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Apologies they use the word ‘notable’ like that makes it any better…
The only ‘most anticipated’ list Super Mario should be in is a games list…
And no anticipated list should have a Meet the Parents/Fockers/Whatever sequel, ever
That list is grim, though thankfully we all know there’s more to film than these. But it doesn’t say a lot for mainstream cinema does it?
And no anticipated list should have a Meet the Parents/Fockers/Whatever sequel, ever
That list is grim, though thankfully we all know there’s more to film than these. But it doesn’t say a lot for mainstream cinema does it?
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The only ‘most anticipated’ list Super Mario should be in is a games list…
And no anticipated list should have a Meet the Parents/Fockers/Whatever sequel, ever
That list is grim, though thankfully we all know there’s more to film than these. But it doesn’t say a lot for mainstream cinema does it?
And no anticipated list should have a Meet the Parents/Fockers/Whatever sequel, ever
That list is grim, though thankfully we all know there’s more to film than these. But it doesn’t say a lot for mainstream cinema does it?
This is why we love Talking Pictures TV
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is why we love Talking Pictures TV
I watched Hobson’s Choice again yesterday and I’m very much on the same team as your 21-year-old self.
December 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I watched Hobson’s Choice again yesterday and I’m very much on the same team as your 21-year-old self.
Most wait wide-eyed for Father Christmas arriving on Christmas Eve, but some of us eagerly await the festive bell(end)s that are Stanley, Liddle and the Ping Pong Prick - God bless us everyone!
Merry Christmas Mic 🎄
Merry Christmas Mic 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Most wait wide-eyed for Father Christmas arriving on Christmas Eve, but some of us eagerly await the festive bell(end)s that are Stanley, Liddle and the Ping Pong Prick - God bless us everyone!
Merry Christmas Mic 🎄
Merry Christmas Mic 🎄
“Eh, ya tight-arsed little monk-eh!”
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“Eh, ya tight-arsed little monk-eh!”
Since when has Yaxley-Lennon been even Christian-adjacent, let alone be a Christian?
How’s he earning from this latest grift? Because let’s face it, there has to be a grift and a luxury holiday at the end of it or else he wouldn’t bother
How’s he earning from this latest grift? Because let’s face it, there has to be a grift and a luxury holiday at the end of it or else he wouldn’t bother
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Since when has Yaxley-Lennon been even Christian-adjacent, let alone be a Christian?
How’s he earning from this latest grift? Because let’s face it, there has to be a grift and a luxury holiday at the end of it or else he wouldn’t bother
How’s he earning from this latest grift? Because let’s face it, there has to be a grift and a luxury holiday at the end of it or else he wouldn’t bother
The main question here of course being: why? Why go to all that trouble to be a prick?
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The main question here of course being: why? Why go to all that trouble to be a prick?
And that’s not even the worst of the Tories’ nominations…
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
And that’s not even the worst of the Tories’ nominations…
Is there a word for when you have derangements piled on top of derangements on top of other derangements, then pouring delusions over the whole pile of derangements?
Anyway, if there is, it would describe that post
Anyway, if there is, it would describe that post
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Is there a word for when you have derangements piled on top of derangements on top of other derangements, then pouring delusions over the whole pile of derangements?
Anyway, if there is, it would describe that post
Anyway, if there is, it would describe that post
What drugs is Mike Johnson on? Oh that’s it - bogus Christianity
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What drugs is Mike Johnson on? Oh that’s it - bogus Christianity
Chances are Jan Moir will feature in the countdown
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Chances are Jan Moir will feature in the countdown
God, the first 2 parts have been worse than usual - already shuddering at what we’re gonna get in the rest…
Also ‘bonus’ points for Vine for the absolutely ludicrous reference to Aristotle because he happens to be Greek like ol’ late racist Dukey was
Also ‘bonus’ points for Vine for the absolutely ludicrous reference to Aristotle because he happens to be Greek like ol’ late racist Dukey was
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
God, the first 2 parts have been worse than usual - already shuddering at what we’re gonna get in the rest…
Also ‘bonus’ points for Vine for the absolutely ludicrous reference to Aristotle because he happens to be Greek like ol’ late racist Dukey was
Also ‘bonus’ points for Vine for the absolutely ludicrous reference to Aristotle because he happens to be Greek like ol’ late racist Dukey was
Truth is, most modern trains would look shit in Rail Blue but doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to see it
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Truth is, most modern trains would look shit in Rail Blue but doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to see it
Arrow of indecision back on trains - big yes
Lack of return for Rail Blue - big no
Lack of return for Rail Blue - big no
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Arrow of indecision back on trains - big yes
Lack of return for Rail Blue - big no
Lack of return for Rail Blue - big no
There are many, but gonna go for Goodfellas (though could’ve gone for Untouchables, Raging Bull, Cop Land, Midnight Run etc etc)
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a suit and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a suit and tie .
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December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There are many, but gonna go for Goodfellas (though could’ve gone for Untouchables, Raging Bull, Cop Land, Midnight Run etc etc)
Malcolm X
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Malcolm X
If she had such a problem with them, why buy them? (spoiler: she doesn’t actually care, it’s just rage bait)
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If she had such a problem with them, why buy them? (spoiler: she doesn’t actually care, it’s just rage bait)