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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know.

Gobshite.

Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
Just felt right to unwrap and spin this bad bhoy…
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I am not a religious man but this is as close as I get - a bust visage the patron saint of project management.

Give me strength, Jean Luc to survive this meeting …
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Noted…
January 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Been barking at the moon angry today with everything & the wall.

All I can say is find the small joys with everything going on.

For me, it was getting a bunch of Stephane Grappelly & Django Reinhardt 78’s which are in absolute prefect condition given they are 90 years old.
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Me to every “Trump is the candidate of peace” gobshite…
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Personal updates watching Celtic FC & the United States fall apart at the seams due to decades of neglect of basic infrastructure, hubris, & rich men putting their own wealth over the betterment of the club/country…
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
To be fair, this is one incredibly sexy ship…
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Your expectations for dating are way too high…”

The embodiment of my expectations…
December 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Greetings from Woodstock, Vermont.

Have a great Boxing Day eve!
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My guess is it is going to be 15k pages of this….
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So fishing this application for creative ideas to preserve & display a bunch of old 78’s dust covers.

I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.

Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Seeing that my copy of tea for two is one of four things I am grabbing from the home in case of fire… it tracks…
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Current personal status update…
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Every Oregonian on this high religious holiday…
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hell yeah. #baonpdx
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Let’s do this. #baonpdx

H τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τᾶς
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bull-hockey.

Every single one of my best bosses have been women.

The best professional environments I’ve ever work at have been multi gendered, racial, & ethnic.

Far and away the worst offices I’ve ever worked in were exclusively middle age white men ran frat parties that hemorrhaged money.
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think we should have more goat meat stands.

Jamaican Curried goat & Mexican birria goat are both delicious.
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just made a batch of Aigua de Valencia since this is squarely in MLS after dark chaos territory.

Fresh squeezed Valencia OJ, Gin, Cointreau, & Cava.

Maximum effort…. #rctid
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM