Flatcap Goalkeeper
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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know.
Gobshite.
Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
Gobshite.
Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
Thank god Merritt doesn’t own the Thorns anymore.
Within 96 hours we would be stuck with yet another one of David Beckham’s inner circle of fluffers…
Within 96 hours we would be stuck with yet another one of David Beckham’s inner circle of fluffers…
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Thank god Merritt doesn’t own the Thorns anymore.
Within 96 hours we would be stuck with yet another one of David Beckham’s inner circle of fluffers…
Within 96 hours we would be stuck with yet another one of David Beckham’s inner circle of fluffers…
*me being possessed by my Munster grandmother for 15 seconds.*
“I would have thrown him out a month ago for wearing that poppy on the pitch & shipped his arse back to England!”
*her eternal coil leaves my body*
Wait… what just happened? Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?
“I would have thrown him out a month ago for wearing that poppy on the pitch & shipped his arse back to England!”
*her eternal coil leaves my body*
Wait… what just happened? Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*me being possessed by my Munster grandmother for 15 seconds.*
“I would have thrown him out a month ago for wearing that poppy on the pitch & shipped his arse back to England!”
*her eternal coil leaves my body*
Wait… what just happened? Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?
“I would have thrown him out a month ago for wearing that poppy on the pitch & shipped his arse back to England!”
*her eternal coil leaves my body*
Wait… what just happened? Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?
My internal “Portland soccer conspiracy brain” alarms are going off tonight… trying to keep my thoughts to myself.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My internal “Portland soccer conspiracy brain” alarms are going off tonight… trying to keep my thoughts to myself.
Disney would be forced at saber point into a big-budget Rogue Squadron series by the same production team as Top Gun ripping off WW2 films & early Tom Clancy novels.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Disney would be forced at saber point into a big-budget Rogue Squadron series by the same production team as Top Gun ripping off WW2 films & early Tom Clancy novels.
I hope it is a genuine “world wide search” and not just one of Agoos friends or USMNT/USWNT in crowd dude bro/gal pal.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I hope it is a genuine “world wide search” and not just one of Agoos friends or USMNT/USWNT in crowd dude bro/gal pal.
Wow. I genuinely thought Gale bought himself another year with the playoff run despite the injuries.
I can also see the POV of ownership/Agoos wanting to bring in “their” person as well.
Cold blooded.
Understand it but still cold blooded. #baonpdx
I can also see the POV of ownership/Agoos wanting to bring in “their” person as well.
Cold blooded.
Understand it but still cold blooded. #baonpdx
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Wow. I genuinely thought Gale bought himself another year with the playoff run despite the injuries.
I can also see the POV of ownership/Agoos wanting to bring in “their” person as well.
Cold blooded.
Understand it but still cold blooded. #baonpdx
I can also see the POV of ownership/Agoos wanting to bring in “their” person as well.
Cold blooded.
Understand it but still cold blooded. #baonpdx
Me seeing the Thorns congratulating someone on getting U20 caps from that wretched empire of bad teeth & eel based cuisine.
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face
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November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Me seeing the Thorns congratulating someone on getting U20 caps from that wretched empire of bad teeth & eel based cuisine.
To paraphrase the great fictional Vice President Selina Meyer: “In the future I hope the next president sends so many investigators, auditors, & attorney’s up USSF, CONCACAF, FIFA, & Gianni Infantino’s collective arses - the only thing they pray they find is cancer.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
To paraphrase the great fictional Vice President Selina Meyer: “In the future I hope the next president sends so many investigators, auditors, & attorney’s up USSF, CONCACAF, FIFA, & Gianni Infantino’s collective arses - the only thing they pray they find is cancer.”
I really think as part of the Democrats government reform efforts is to combine the two Dakotas as one state as it was originally intended to before the Republican gerrymander of 1889.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I really think as part of the Democrats government reform efforts is to combine the two Dakotas as one state as it was originally intended to before the Republican gerrymander of 1889.
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Timeline.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Timeline.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
Both laughing and salivating at the idea of Dick’s hamburger based stuffing. youtu.be/ilIudI2Hoq0?...
Eat a Good Dick's Stuffing (Thanksgiving Burger Dressing) to Raise Money for Farestart!
YouTube video by J. Kenji López-Alt
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November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Both laughing and salivating at the idea of Dick’s hamburger based stuffing. youtu.be/ilIudI2Hoq0?...
So fishing this application for creative ideas to preserve & display a bunch of old 78’s dust covers.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So fishing this application for creative ideas to preserve & display a bunch of old 78’s dust covers.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
I am starting the Chip Kelly to Penn State rumor just to see the look on Ty from the @solidverbal.com face.
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I am starting the Chip Kelly to Penn State rumor just to see the look on Ty from the @solidverbal.com face.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
I know this might upset some but I’m happy for Vancouver and hope they win the cup.
Feel they never get their due in the Cascadia rivalry.
Feel they never get their due in the Cascadia rivalry.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I know this might upset some but I’m happy for Vancouver and hope they win the cup.
Feel they never get their due in the Cascadia rivalry.
Feel they never get their due in the Cascadia rivalry.
🎶”Cigarette holder which wigs me
over her shoulder, she digs me.
Out cattin' that satin doll.
Baby, shall we go out skippin ?
Careful, amigo, you're flippin',
speaks Latin that satin doll.” 🎶
over her shoulder, she digs me.
Out cattin' that satin doll.
Baby, shall we go out skippin ?
Careful, amigo, you're flippin',
speaks Latin that satin doll.” 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
🎶”Cigarette holder which wigs me
over her shoulder, she digs me.
Out cattin' that satin doll.
Baby, shall we go out skippin ?
Careful, amigo, you're flippin',
speaks Latin that satin doll.” 🎶
over her shoulder, she digs me.
Out cattin' that satin doll.
Baby, shall we go out skippin ?
Careful, amigo, you're flippin',
speaks Latin that satin doll.” 🎶
Between the Falconry, right wing eccentric but dangerous politics, & weird scandals after weird scandal - RFK jr is pretty much a prototypical English Tory member of the House of Lords at this point.
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Between the Falconry, right wing eccentric but dangerous politics, & weird scandals after weird scandal - RFK jr is pretty much a prototypical English Tory member of the House of Lords at this point.
Why… why did I open this app before going to bed and read THAT story…
spongebob brushing his teeth with the words must unsee behind him
ALT: spongebob brushing his teeth with the words must unsee behind him
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November 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Why… why did I open this app before going to bed and read THAT story…
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Every time the shocking, perplexing tactic of “giving money to people who need it” is tried, it turns out to work.
And yet people who have more money than they could ever need remain baffled.
And yet people who have more money than they could ever need remain baffled.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Every time the shocking, perplexing tactic of “giving money to people who need it” is tried, it turns out to work.
And yet people who have more money than they could ever need remain baffled.
And yet people who have more money than they could ever need remain baffled.
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In the middle of a nursing shortage, while he's also busy deporting nursing staff and blocking visas for even more nursing staff
Nursing Excluded as 'Professional' Degree by Department of Education | Discussion
Nursing Excluded as 'Professional' Degree By Department of Education
The Trump administration's "One Big Beautiful Bill" excludes nursing from graduate degree programs deemed as 'professional.' The move impacts loan funding, healthcare delivery, and patient care access.
nurse.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
In the middle of a nursing shortage, while he's also busy deporting nursing staff and blocking visas for even more nursing staff
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Keep this in mind when people claim cars mean business — closing Central #Madrid to cars over holidays resulted in a 9.5% boost in retail spending on its main shopping street: STUDY.
There was also a 71% drop in air pollution.
Via @carltonreid.com in @forbes.com. #citymakingmath #citiesforpeople
There was also a 71% drop in air pollution.
Via @carltonreid.com in @forbes.com. #citymakingmath #citiesforpeople
Closing Central Madrid To Cars Resulted In 9.5% Boost To Retail Spending, Finds Bank Analysis
City of Madrid significantly boosted the takings of its shops and restaurants last Christmas by banning cars from the CBD, finds an analysis by Spain's second largest bank.
www.forbes.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Keep this in mind when people claim cars mean business — closing Central #Madrid to cars over holidays resulted in a 9.5% boost in retail spending on its main shopping street: STUDY.
There was also a 71% drop in air pollution.
Via @carltonreid.com in @forbes.com. #citymakingmath #citiesforpeople
There was also a 71% drop in air pollution.
Via @carltonreid.com in @forbes.com. #citymakingmath #citiesforpeople
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“Legal, frictionless app-based gambling is the most dangerous consumer product rollout of my lifetime, and is causing a public health crisis that should be treated with the same urgency as though half of men aged 21–45 suddenly became addicted to heroin.” -@thesarahyork
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Sports Gamblers Are Dorks | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Today we are turning the column over to esteemed guest and past Defector contributor Sara...
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November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Legal, frictionless app-based gambling is the most dangerous consumer product rollout of my lifetime, and is causing a public health crisis that should be treated with the same urgency as though half of men aged 21–45 suddenly became addicted to heroin.” -@thesarahyork
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With the penny going away, How am I supposed to measure tire wear in the future?
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
With the penny going away, How am I supposed to measure tire wear in the future?
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.