Flatlander
@flatlander.bsky.social
Hanging on to sanity by fingertips
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Live scenes from World Cup draw
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Live scenes from World Cup draw
Waitrose are bringing out a *genuine* Christmas Pizza.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Waitrose are bringing out a *genuine* Christmas Pizza.
WAIT, THEY'RE ALLOWED SHUTTLECOCKS?
DISGRACEFUL.
DISGRACEFUL.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
WAIT, THEY'RE ALLOWED SHUTTLECOCKS?
DISGRACEFUL.
DISGRACEFUL.
Pfft, when they have one with this on, then we're talking.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Pfft, when they have one with this on, then we're talking.
"You fool Giles, we said you need to admire the German leader in the SECOND World War, not the First!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"You fool Giles, we said you need to admire the German leader in the SECOND World War, not the First!"
From the Daily Mail, and WOW.
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
From the Daily Mail, and WOW.
The twat formerly known as Prince plucks a DVD from the shelf, and watches the first ten minutes on repeat for hours, whilst drawing up blueprints like Wile E Coyote....
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The twat formerly known as Prince plucks a DVD from the shelf, and watches the first ten minutes on repeat for hours, whilst drawing up blueprints like Wile E Coyote....
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Well, there's a headline you don't see every day.
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Well, there's a headline you don't see every day.
