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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 16h

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 16h

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 21h

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 3d

Expect it won't be long until some loom demands Washington is renamed in Trump's honour.

And then the UK would explode in hilarity, because it'd be....

youtu.be/nsX8wrZskTY?...

Trumpton - Upscaled to 4K (1967) BBC - Opening credits

YouTube video by Classic TV Zone

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 3d

With each passing day, I find myself more and more grateful the Atlantic Ocean exists.

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 3d

Your reaction will follow this trajectory

Oh, that's interesting.
Well, I never knew that.
I didn't realise that was done so long ago.
Wait, what?
Seriously??
You have GOT to be kidding me!
Jesus!
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
*WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!*

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 4d

Me, in light of today's news: "Alexa, play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye"

Alexa: "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye, 12 inch version, remastered 2008"

(Plays Michael Caine by Madness)

Me: "No Alexa, play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by SOFT CELL."

(Plays Wishful Thinking by China Crisis)

She's lost the plot.

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 5d

Twas ever thus. I can remember the press having a meltdown 40 odd years ago when they spotted Benny Hill walking back with a couple of full Tesco carrier bags. As Deliveroo or indeed the Internet wasn't a thing in about 1986, how else was he supposed to get food?

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 6d

Grrrrrrrrr

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 6d

Football is rubbish. Anyone who likes football is rubbish. Anyone who doesn't like football is rubbish. Everyone is rubbish. I am sulking and therefore am rubbish.

I will not be taking any questions.

#itfc

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 7d

Well, there's a headline you don't see every day.

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 8d

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 9d

I mean at least he's being held to *some* sort of account compared to certain other people involved in the whole thing, but there's still a long way to go to make him truly pay.

But you know, Harry and Meg are the baduns apparently.

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 10d

Saturday Daily Mail: MEGHAN TO BLAME FOR ANDREW DOWNFALL BY SHARING THE SAME CONTINENT AS EPSTEIN FOR "DECADES"

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 14d

Spot on.

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 14d

An old person writes 01 811 8055.

W12 8QT.

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 15d

Apart from the nauseating spectacle of Trump and Netanyahu congratulating themselves whilst Gazans discover the corpses of their loved ones in the rubble, there seems to be echoes of Dubya wearing a flight suit on the deck of an aircraft carrier in front of a banner that says "mission accomplished".

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 16d

Yep, Rowan Coleman's stuff is really good. Did a retrospective on the entire Star Trek franchise that ran to I think about 20 parts.

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 18d

"Didn't want it anyway"

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 18d

The only way the Nobel committee could have made that funnier is if they'd awarded it to Joe Biden.

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 19d

Give it to Joe Biden for the lolz.

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 24d

Screenshot from a Portland webcam. Although it might be Kyiv or Gaza. Difficult to tell.

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 24d

Seems to me that everyone needs to grow the fuck up.

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 24d

Someone should say to Littlejohn that he has the blood of Lucy Meadows on his hands then....

Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 25d

I had this delivered literally ten minutes ago.

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