Flatlander
flatlander0.bsky.social
Flatlander
@flatlander0.bsky.social
I am completely normal and can be trusted near, with, and around heavy duty machinery.
Disappointed.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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I had a dream in which I chased a turtle through an infinite shallow sea, full of ghostly moon jellyfish. Then the turtle outran me.
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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🐎
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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October 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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CHAINSAW MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!✌️
#chainsawman
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Wooper & Furret (Pokemon) comm
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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wife too bright
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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[ #oc ] Red Herring - ever shifting to capture a room's attention, but always fish °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·。
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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kris!!! ........at last, we meet......!!!
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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[ #huevember #deltarune ] day 22: kris dreemurr | the cage (22/30)
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Types of touching
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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MEGA BEHEEYEM MY BABY GIRL
as my favourite pokemon of all time im just going all fucking out on this one. everything. sleek black colour scheme, ufo aesthetics, at least 40 foot height increase, she deserves it all
#fakemon
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Drunk Driving the corpse
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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major traffic incident
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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"writing as a noble, lonely task done for the sake of the ambiguous concept of writing itself" is so overrated. art is a magic show and a magician doing tricks for an empty room is just some jagoff playing with cards
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Sundered God
June 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Jercula

#jerma985
November 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Connie of the past's favourite pokemon was Leavanny so im here doing justice for her. Two Mega Leavannys
#fakemon
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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#2kkitober day 32 - ending
thank you for sticking around.
#yume2kki
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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nobody
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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wall in the subway i stare at alot
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM