Hobbes
@flawedfacade.blacksky.app
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nap champion. playstation connoisseur. extra tall corporate barbie. my alter ego was here. 📍DC
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flawedfacade.blacksky.app
Some may say we invented the color!
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inayamchele.bsky.social
a stack a month is 26k a year
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percivalpenman.bsky.social
“Ask CheyB” and he left his wallet at home the night he took a girl on a date.
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solochills.blacksky.app
Gotta post the gif that goes with it now
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percivalpenman.bsky.social
That man on Twitter really typed “it’s not like we can choose our baby mamas” with not a single “lol” behind it.
flawedfacade.blacksky.app
Man tweeted this at 3am this shit kept him up all night. He was LIVID
play-on-verbs.blacksky.app
the infamous source of “why did you do that Sharon”
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@MrPhetz
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Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
12/4/11, 3:06 AM
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play-on-verbs.blacksky.app
the infamous source of “why did you do that Sharon”
Heavenly Aminal
@MrPhetz
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Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
12/4/11, 3:06 AM
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solochills.blacksky.app
"What if the kid has bad vibes"
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aisforadriene.bsky.social
This & 3.5 episodes of Empire
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nemzero.blacksky.app
Pull up to the scene with my #silamiscent
flawedfacade.blacksky.app
Sksksks second only to “I don’t even know your name, love.” 😭😭😭
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play-on-verbs.blacksky.app
this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES
flawedfacade.blacksky.app
😭😭😭😭😭 Chele?!?!
flawedfacade.blacksky.app
Omg! Feministajones was out her mind that day!
fmason3.bsky.social
I have a vague memory about aliens and black women.
flawedfacade.blacksky.app
Grand opening, grand closing. He could’ve had it all!
solochills.blacksky.app
The night we found out Brother Nature got his ass beat for talking shit in a sandwich shop
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bamaslymm.blacksky.app
He never recovered either. 🤣
solochills.blacksky.app
The night we found out Brother Nature got his ass beat for talking shit in a sandwich shop
flawedfacade.blacksky.app
When the TL pulled up the Google Maps route I screameddd 💀💀💀
sixdos.blacksky.app
Didn’t someone drive from Alaska to Louisiana for a link up just to get ghosted when they arrived!?
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sixdos.blacksky.app
Didn’t someone drive from Alaska to Louisiana for a link up just to get ghosted when they arrived!?