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Ainz Ooal Goon

@nemzero.blacksky.app

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · Nov 16

Texas de

A cartoon white man with long hair practicing capoeira on front of a sign that says "extreme capoeira studios". He is captioned grunting "Brazil!"

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 1h

I feel like a (re)watch party of The Wire would save democracy

Oh hey Chels! @chelsisright.bsky.social · 2h

Black Twitter Watch Party favorites: Catfish, TCAP, Scandal and #DemThrones

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Treywop. 🌬️🪼 @tryvns.writes.fyi · 1h

the night people thought DaBaby’s nudes leaked and a nigga decided to voice his jealousy..

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🎃🚨SEE PINNED🚨PROTECT JHORDIN🚨🎃 @blackapostate.blacksky.app · 1h

fun fact this was a like 15 year old at the time, now she's writing and making films.

BB. @blairtheblueprint.bsky.social · 2h

One of my all-time favorite tweets from the heyday of Twitter, and I’m done going down the rabbit hole (for now) lol.
I still say “damn, Drink in my Cup really changed lives” to myself no less than once a week 😂😂

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The Notorious G.O.O.C.H @msnic0315.blacksky.app · 1h

Y’all had Tyrese TIGHT

Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 1h

Had the celebs having meltdowns lmaooo

Last Name Penman @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 1h

Fake RTs got us in sooooo much trouble lmao

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 1h

Had the celebs having meltdowns lmaooo

Last Name Penman @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 1h

Fake RTs got us in sooooo much trouble lmao

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 1h

The reason the ReTweet functionality exists as the masses know it is because of Black Twitter antics. We really built that app 😂

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 2h

Angela Davis gave Salt Bae that name and changed his life. He never acknowledged her ass.

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kash @thisiskashmir.com · 2h

When my nigga said they was on they way to the 3/5ths mafia concert I lost it

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 2h

Someone said Lynchables a;sdjfoasdijf

BB. @blairtheblueprint.bsky.social · 2h

Twitter was so much fun back in the day! So glad I saved screenshots of some of my favorites. I used to cry laughing at you fools 😂😂😂

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 2h

The S.S. Deadass 😭😭

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 2h

Her war with Darius Crooks was a wild run

Last Name Penman @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 2h

Miss Angela Davis used to post the most amazing dishes until she let her crusade against the scammer chef take priority 😩

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 2h

There are no words big enough to describe what Black Twitter was like on January 5, 2017. You simply had to be there.

Screenshot:

Text: Yahoo Finance @YahooFinance
Trump wants a much nigger navy: Here's how much it'll cost yhoo.it/2iVAieO
10:01 PM - 05 Jan 17
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43 LIKES

Image: a grey naval ship at sea.

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 2h

Said we was gon wear Nautica for our uniforms 😭

Oh hey Chels! @chelsisright.bsky.social · 2h

#NggerNavy sent me to another level down on the board. CANNOT believe that happened.

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 2h

Almost made chitlins takes me out any time it gets brought up lmao

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 2h

That, bury me loose, almost made chitlins, this nigga eating beans, and n****r navy are on my top five funniest tweets list.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 5h

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 2h

Still hilarious

Bad Bitches Love Nujabes @play-on-verbs.blacksky.app · 2h

the infamous source of “why did you do that Sharon”

Heavenly Aminal
@MrPhetz
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Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
12/4/11, 3:06 AM

Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 3h

Remember when Musiq Soulchild came out as a rapper in a leather-bound Burger King hat?

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SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 3h

Twitter also gave us this classic

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 3h

NOPE 🤣

Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 3h

Pull up to the scene with my #silamiscent

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Hobbes @flawedfacade.blacksky.app · 3h

When the TL pulled up the Google Maps route I screameddd 💀💀💀

Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 3h

Didn’t someone drive from Alaska to Louisiana for a link up just to get ghosted when they arrived!?

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 4h

It was authentic. Nobody was doing that shit for clicks or an engagement check.

Arrogant Esquire @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 4h

It was toxic as hell but I’ll be damned if there weren’t some good times.

“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 4h

2009 -2016 Twitter >>>>>>>>>>

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WNBAGamecocks @wnbagamecocks.bsky.social · 3h

A’ja Wilson vs Phoenix Mercury (Finals, Game 3):
90-88, Aces

34 PTS
14 REB
4 AST
3 BLK
11/20 FG

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🐝 @socalbee.bsky.social · 3h

My M'VP + 🐐
This photo is so 🔥

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Ainz Ooal Goon @nemzero.blacksky.app · 3h

Why did she want the aliens to ask Black men that question?