── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
@fleetedtrickery.bsky.social
𝗖𝗔𝗧 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝑴𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 ── .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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sigh ── coworkers . 🙄
sigh ── coworkers . 🙄
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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sigh ── coworkers . 🙄
sigh ── coworkers . 🙄
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is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .
is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .
is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .
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[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ
... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]
[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ
... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ
... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]
[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ
... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]
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a cute one, duh .ᐟ
... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )
a cute one, duh .ᐟ
... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )
Cats ears…
Lemme practice. What kind of cat are you?
[. At least learn her name first you weirdo. .]
Lemme practice. What kind of cat are you?
[. At least learn her name first you weirdo. .]
no harm in it, really .ᐟ ✨️
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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a cute one, duh .ᐟ
... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )
a cute one, duh .ᐟ
... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )
Reposted by ── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟.
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.
𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.
𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰
July 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟.
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.
𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.
𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰
my bosses need to stop arguing, shut the fuck up, kiss, and get married already
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
my bosses need to stop arguing, shut the fuck up, kiss, and get married already
no harm in it, really .ᐟ ✨️
It’s more so just curiosity…
I should start asking.
I should start asking.
pff, nah ── .ᐟ i don't think so . it's simply curiosity .ᐟ ~
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
no harm in it, really .ᐟ ✨️
pff, nah ── .ᐟ i don't think so . it's simply curiosity .ᐟ ~
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
Is it rude to ask you half animal coworkers want kind of that animal they are? Like asking sonar what kind of bat he is? Asking for a friend.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
pff, nah ── .ᐟ i don't think so . it's simply curiosity .ᐟ ~
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
uh, halloween ended a while ago, y'know .ᐟ
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
uh, halloween ended a while ago, y'know .ᐟ
[ returning the side eye . 👺 ]
you're totally mad that i'm right .
you're totally mad that i'm right .
[ SIDE EYE . 👺 ]
' loser power ' is more like it .
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
[ returning the side eye . 👺 ]
you're totally mad that i'm right .
you're totally mad that i'm right .
' loser power ' is more like it .
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
' loser power ' is more like it .
...
[ giving him the most disgusted look ever . 💀 ]
first of all, 'bop, that was SARCASM . though, you probably don't know what that means . and second, EW ── stop doing that . 😒
[ giving him the most disgusted look ever . 💀 ]
first of all, 'bop, that was SARCASM . though, you probably don't know what that means . and second, EW ── stop doing that . 😒
[ HE LOOKS SO CONFUSED . he stands there in silence .... before snorting and scratching his ass . 💀 ]
gee, that's th' first time someone's said i did a good job ── 🤩
gee, that's th' first time someone's said i did a good job ── 🤩
you're right, good job .ᐟ you've got some sense in that thick skull of yours . it's mine now . 👺
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
...
[ giving him the most disgusted look ever . 💀 ]
first of all, 'bop, that was SARCASM . though, you probably don't know what that means . and second, EW ── stop doing that . 😒
[ giving him the most disgusted look ever . 💀 ]
first of all, 'bop, that was SARCASM . though, you probably don't know what that means . and second, EW ── stop doing that . 😒
you're right, good job .ᐟ you've got some sense in that thick skull of yours . it's mine now . 👺
nuh uh . that ain't my coin . 👺
[ YES IT IS . 💀🙏 ]
[ YES IT IS . 💀🙏 ]
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
you're right, good job .ᐟ you've got some sense in that thick skull of yours . it's mine now . 👺
eww ... this coin has gross stuff all over it .ᐟ it's not shiny .ᐟ 😔
money is money, though .ᐟ.ᐟ even if you steaI it from your absolutely GROSS coworker who knows NOTHING about hygiene ... 😒
money is money, though .ᐟ.ᐟ even if you steaI it from your absolutely GROSS coworker who knows NOTHING about hygiene ... 😒
December 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
eww ... this coin has gross stuff all over it .ᐟ it's not shiny .ᐟ 😔
money is money, though .ᐟ.ᐟ even if you steaI it from your absolutely GROSS coworker who knows NOTHING about hygiene ... 😒
money is money, though .ᐟ.ᐟ even if you steaI it from your absolutely GROSS coworker who knows NOTHING about hygiene ... 😒
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ᅠ𝓦𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦 ,
ᅠ𝓦𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦 ,
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓦𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦 ,
ᅠ𝓦𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦 ,
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 「 * 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙔 」 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 「 * 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙔 」 .ᐟ
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 「 * 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙔 」 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 「 * 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙔 」 .ᐟ