Hey, I know this one! It’s a one-word answer:

No

Someone needs to rethink this marketing strategy

Delta, can we talk about what the point was of assigning a gate 72 hours in advance if you’re just going to change it more time than I can fit in a single screenshot between then and takeoff?

If it’s going to be this horrifically cold I want some daggum snow.

I’d like to speak to the manager of whoever parked a column of bone-dry air over Birmingham and kept the snow away. #alwx

umm

Guess I need to add my profession to my bio on here.

Am I supposed to know who Ray is and why I care who Ray follows?

Bluesky’s suggestions for me to follow include mushrooms (ok, random, but I like a good sautéed crimini), baseball (that’s MLB, right? I follow squash more closely than baseball), and gardening (or, as I like to call it, plant murdering).

An auspicious start, clearly.