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fleurdemlis.bsky.social
@fleurdemlis.bsky.social
“These people crawled out of the sewer, Mr. Ward. Maybe the gutter is where we should be.” —- Mississippi Burning

Librarian. COYS
Legit every time I turn around someone’s got their hand in my pocket for some such bill or fee or whatnot. Broke trying to make me broker.

Maybe I should start an OnlyFans. I can see the tens of cents rolling in now.
February 7, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Have we reached the point in the life of Bsky where people start making smutty alt accounts?
November 30, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Just shaking my head. What am I even working for? Why? Every time I turn around someone has their hand in my pocket for what little I can squirrel away.

Maybe I should do porn. Or crime (no I'm too smart to be any good at crime).

Fuck man. Fuck.
November 10, 2023 at 11:38 AM
Louisiana is about to be extremely hostile to librarians, but I can’t bear to leave my kids. They live with their mom, but they spend a ton of time with me. Should I go work at the casinos like everyone else? I don’t even know anymore, but the anxiety is real and suffocating.
October 16, 2023 at 5:11 AM
I need to leave Louisiana ASAP. Shit is going to get extremely bad very soon.
October 15, 2023 at 5:04 AM
Now there’s a group of Catholic extremists here in Louisiana who want to recreate the War of the Vendee with the ultimate goal of forcibly converting everyone to whatever warped pre-Vatican II strain of Catholicism it is they espouse.

Good times.
October 11, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Oh hey, it’s my marriage. All 12 years of it. 🫠
Once again I am being gaslit (disagreed with) by a narcissist (person who disagrees with me)
October 11, 2023 at 7:09 AM
I am become zombie, eater of brains.
October 4, 2023 at 6:47 PM
“Once such an equation is effectively made, society becomes a congerie of plots and counterplots, and the main role of government changes from that of arbiter to that of the scourge of God.” —- Arthur Miller, “The Crucible” /X
September 28, 2023 at 5:47 AM
“A political policy is equated with a moral right, and opposition to it with diabolical malevolence.” /2
September 28, 2023 at 5:46 AM
“…in America any man who is not reactionary in his views is open to the charge of alliance with the Red hell. Political opposition, thereby, is given an inhumane overlay which then justifies the abrogation of all normally applied customs of civilized intercourse.” /1
September 28, 2023 at 5:46 AM
Reposted
You know…why not?
September 28, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Key lime pie counts as dinner, right?
September 25, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Friday the 13th Part II
Legend of the Werewolf
Evil Dead
Uncanny, The
Razorback
Plan a horror fest using only your first name:

Krampus
Rift
Interview with a vampire
Speak No Evil
Train to Busan
Young Frankenstein
Plan a horror fest using only your first name:

Autopsy of Jane Doe
Lake Mungo
Event Horizon
XX
September 23, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Violence is the answer with these book-banning fucks.
September 23, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Reposted
Laura Dern in "WILD AT HEART"
September 5, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Louisiana: Mais dem alligators smarterer den most of us, sha.
Let’s start telling everyone fun lies about where we live.

I’ll go first! In Arizona, we don’t actually have to worry about gendered language because we all call each other “Pardner” 👈😎👈
September 5, 2023 at 2:22 AM
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"It's defamation to call me racist" brought to you by the makers of "this librarian is a child pornographer"
September 5, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Someone kick me in the dick and tell me to write this novel that’s been rattling around in my head for years.
September 5, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I’m restricted for 12 hours for telling Matt Walsh the easiest way for us to avoid his opinions is for him to d!€ in a fire.
September 4, 2023 at 11:28 PM