Patrick Spelman
@flippflop.bsky.social
I've never killed a single person, and you'd be hard pressed to prove I have.
Karl Lagerfeld shirt I bought on holiday, because if I'm going to get myself a souvenir, it's going to be well made and have the name of a famously awful (but stylish) man on it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Karl Lagerfeld shirt I bought on holiday, because if I'm going to get myself a souvenir, it's going to be well made and have the name of a famously awful (but stylish) man on it.
My cheekbones are great here. I'm becoming obsessed with looking at myself.
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My cheekbones are great here. I'm becoming obsessed with looking at myself.
That bone structure, Christ I missed you.
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That bone structure, Christ I missed you.
Golly, the things he said.
September 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Golly, the things he said.
That does explain his general melting candle vibe.
September 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That does explain his general melting candle vibe.
I'm rarely described as fair.
But you're good, for now.
But you're good, for now.
September 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm rarely described as fair.
But you're good, for now.
But you're good, for now.
"Maybe people will think transphobes are normal if I murder the most insane one."
September 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Maybe people will think transphobes are normal if I murder the most insane one."
Don't test me. You're all at risk.
September 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Don't test me. You're all at risk.
I'm positive I've said this before.
September 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm positive I've said this before.
I'd like to think everyone feels a bit threatened around me.
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'd like to think everyone feels a bit threatened around me.
I think his blood pressure was only that high because he saw that after years of literal begging, J.K. Rowling finally tweeted about him.
September 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I think his blood pressure was only that high because he saw that after years of literal begging, J.K. Rowling finally tweeted about him.
Just love the idea that now he can't write for TV so he's just keeping tabs on another former TV writer's blood pressure.
September 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just love the idea that now he can't write for TV so he's just keeping tabs on another former TV writer's blood pressure.
I don't even know if I directly criticised him, or maybe he saw a photo of me and felt threatened.
September 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don't even know if I directly criticised him, or maybe he saw a photo of me and felt threatened.
He blocked me years ago, I don't know why. Jealousy?
September 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
He blocked me years ago, I don't know why. Jealousy?
Counting down the days. Christ, this week alone will be about 20 posts, let alone the Phil/Chicken rivalry.
September 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Counting down the days. Christ, this week alone will be about 20 posts, let alone the Phil/Chicken rivalry.