Patrick Spelman
@flippflop.bsky.social
I've never killed a single person, and you'd be hard pressed to prove I have.
An outing with shouting and late night pouting.
The theme this evening was rhinestones and making sure I was the centre of attention. I brought the rhinestones, everything else just followed naturally.
The theme this evening was rhinestones and making sure I was the centre of attention. I brought the rhinestones, everything else just followed naturally.
December 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
An outing with shouting and late night pouting.
The theme this evening was rhinestones and making sure I was the centre of attention. I brought the rhinestones, everything else just followed naturally.
The theme this evening was rhinestones and making sure I was the centre of attention. I brought the rhinestones, everything else just followed naturally.
Meats and cheeses spread diseases.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Meats and cheeses spread diseases.
Am I allowed to say I looked hot?
Because I think I looked hot.
Because I think I looked hot.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Am I allowed to say I looked hot?
Because I think I looked hot.
Because I think I looked hot.
I often worry that should I ever go missing the press won't know what photo to put at the top of their story. A normal, day-to-day concern we should all be focused on.
But I'd suggest they go with this photo. Not that I look friendly or indeed approachable.
Because I look fit.
But I'd suggest they go with this photo. Not that I look friendly or indeed approachable.
Because I look fit.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I often worry that should I ever go missing the press won't know what photo to put at the top of their story. A normal, day-to-day concern we should all be focused on.
But I'd suggest they go with this photo. Not that I look friendly or indeed approachable.
Because I look fit.
But I'd suggest they go with this photo. Not that I look friendly or indeed approachable.
Because I look fit.
Just tell me I'm pretty.
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just tell me I'm pretty.
Can everyone stop what they're doing for just a minute of their gosh darn boring lives and just appreciate how actually good I look here.
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Can everyone stop what they're doing for just a minute of their gosh darn boring lives and just appreciate how actually good I look here.
Needed this today.
September 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Needed this today.
I met a man on a recent night of adventures who bragged about selling Ronan Keating his house (don't tell anyone, it could damage his career), so it was nice to be able to take ridiculous selfies in the middle of a club, knowing that I wasn't the most annoying person there.
September 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I met a man on a recent night of adventures who bragged about selling Ronan Keating his house (don't tell anyone, it could damage his career), so it was nice to be able to take ridiculous selfies in the middle of a club, knowing that I wasn't the most annoying person there.
I don't intend to, but I think I could kill a man.
September 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don't intend to, but I think I could kill a man.
Just thinking that @soozuk.bsky.social's Eastenders recap this year is going to be amazing.
September 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Just thinking that @soozuk.bsky.social's Eastenders recap this year is going to be amazing.
You try being both beautiful and hot, see how much you like it.
August 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You try being both beautiful and hot, see how much you like it.
Just going to keep posting selfies now where I think I look good.
This is primarily a Patrick fan account. (When I remember it exists)
This is primarily a Patrick fan account. (When I remember it exists)
August 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Just going to keep posting selfies now where I think I look good.
This is primarily a Patrick fan account. (When I remember it exists)
This is primarily a Patrick fan account. (When I remember it exists)
Never too much eyeliner.
August 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Never too much eyeliner.
Posting Twitter screenshots because I forget about the Bluesky. Soz.
August 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Posting Twitter screenshots because I forget about the Bluesky. Soz.
I first heard Scissor Sisters when I was 9 years old, singing about drug abuse and rather lewd sex acts, I knew that was what I could aspire to.
I later decided to avoid drug abuse.
I later decided to avoid drug abuse.
July 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I first heard Scissor Sisters when I was 9 years old, singing about drug abuse and rather lewd sex acts, I knew that was what I could aspire to.
I later decided to avoid drug abuse.
I later decided to avoid drug abuse.
My God, I love being Patrick.
I do it ever so well.
For hours I could stare in the mirror.
I say, wouldn't that be quite swell?
My God, I love being Patrick.
All shoes, pouts and perfection.
One glimpse at me, and suddenly
You'll all be stood to attention.
I do it ever so well.
For hours I could stare in the mirror.
I say, wouldn't that be quite swell?
My God, I love being Patrick.
All shoes, pouts and perfection.
One glimpse at me, and suddenly
You'll all be stood to attention.
June 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My God, I love being Patrick.
I do it ever so well.
For hours I could stare in the mirror.
I say, wouldn't that be quite swell?
My God, I love being Patrick.
All shoes, pouts and perfection.
One glimpse at me, and suddenly
You'll all be stood to attention.
I do it ever so well.
For hours I could stare in the mirror.
I say, wouldn't that be quite swell?
My God, I love being Patrick.
All shoes, pouts and perfection.
One glimpse at me, and suddenly
You'll all be stood to attention.
Just trying to help.
May 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just trying to help.
Annoyingly I got distracted listening to a few audio books and didn't realise that The Naked Week on Radio 4 would only be there for a scandalous 30 days.
Help me @andrewhunterm.bsky.social, you're my only hope.
Help me @andrewhunterm.bsky.social, you're my only hope.
May 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Annoyingly I got distracted listening to a few audio books and didn't realise that The Naked Week on Radio 4 would only be there for a scandalous 30 days.
Help me @andrewhunterm.bsky.social, you're my only hope.
Help me @andrewhunterm.bsky.social, you're my only hope.
Reposted by Patrick Spelman
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
As the world is left teetering on yet another economic collapse, here I am, to remind you all that while markets fluctuate and political mayhem continues across the globe, Patrick is here, consistent as always, looking down upon you all.
What a blessing.
What a blessing.
April 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
As the world is left teetering on yet another economic collapse, here I am, to remind you all that while markets fluctuate and political mayhem continues across the globe, Patrick is here, consistent as always, looking down upon you all.
What a blessing.
What a blessing.
Harry Potter and the Astonishingly Poor Decision.
I haven't had the chance to judge a sticker on a car in quite a while, because it's 2025, but I'm so glad to have seen this recently to remind me that some people are actually stuck in 2001.
I haven't had the chance to judge a sticker on a car in quite a while, because it's 2025, but I'm so glad to have seen this recently to remind me that some people are actually stuck in 2001.
March 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Harry Potter and the Astonishingly Poor Decision.
I haven't had the chance to judge a sticker on a car in quite a while, because it's 2025, but I'm so glad to have seen this recently to remind me that some people are actually stuck in 2001.
I haven't had the chance to judge a sticker on a car in quite a while, because it's 2025, but I'm so glad to have seen this recently to remind me that some people are actually stuck in 2001.
London I (was) among you.
March 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
London I (was) among you.
Terribly hot in London earlier. And the weather was quite nice too.
March 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Terribly hot in London earlier. And the weather was quite nice too.
Honestly, they'll let anyone in here sometimes.
March 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Honestly, they'll let anyone in here sometimes.
La Pedrera, attic and rooftop.
March 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
La Pedrera, attic and rooftop.