flitzemoppel.bsky.social
@flitzemoppel.bsky.social
Cat lady without kids from over the pond, living out in the sticks. Other than that, history, books and gardening.
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Two supremacists literally orchestrating the causes of their own deaths.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...

We have Pete prepare the missiles in case he carries drugs on his sleigh. You never know, but we make you safe.
Trump tells 10-year-old child he made sure ‘a bad Santa’ is not ‘infiltrating’ the US | CNN Politics
The phone rings. Would your 10-year-old like to speak with the president? He’s tracking Santa Claus from his living room in Palm Beach.
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December 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Editorial cartoonist @dennisgoris.bsky.social is exceptional.

Please follow and share (&credit his work).
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Epstein to Larry Nassar in 2019: "Our president [Trump] also shares our love of young nubile girls"
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Presidential immunity seems to apply to Trump’s entire regime.

Laws certainly don’t.
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If Trump loves so much to have his name over everything, why does he not want his name seen in the Epstein files? 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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We’re 6 months away from Trump renaming the days of the week after himself.
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
#WhiskersWednesday

Ms. Mishap planning the next plot.
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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SO TRUE 👇👇
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Trump literally knows nothing better than anyone has ever known nothing before.
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.

But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A little bit of blue sky on this bleak Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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In light of today's trial in United States of America I decided to finish the lyrics to this 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments

All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.

"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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It's MAGA Jesus!👇🏼 🫣🥴😐
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tiny fluff with a big ego says hello.

#caturday
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I just read that troops from Texas have now arrived near Chicago. In order to do what? Picking up trash?
I am so sorry for these guys, they are getting abused.
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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October 5–11 is Banned Books Week. The 2025 theme: "Censorship Is So 1984. Read for Your Rights." 💙 Many of the listed books were REQUIRED READING in my high school English classes. 🌊 #PowerToThePeopleRightOn
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Can't believe this actually needs to be said.

But it does.
October 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Anybody else has trouble with answering posts?
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Would have anybody believed that 10 years ago?
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No notes @repjasmine NO NOTES.
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September 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM