flottman
@flottman.bsky.social
Its late in December and tar's still melting out in the street
(Just realized lesbians also like eating Golden Crisp, please don't cancel me Bksy I was just trying to have a laugh)
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
(Just realized lesbians also like eating Golden Crisp, please don't cancel me Bksy I was just trying to have a laugh)
Because did you happen do notice what he is eating?
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Because did you happen do notice what he is eating?
For every Kimchi, there is a cake pop that matches your clothes
And a time to every purpose under heaven
And a time to every purpose under heaven
January 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
For every Kimchi, there is a cake pop that matches your clothes
And a time to every purpose under heaven
And a time to every purpose under heaven
No lies detected
"Grandmas recipe" being on the same level as "Not eating" is sending me
My body is a divine object, but also I know despair and glory
"Grandmas recipe" being on the same level as "Not eating" is sending me
My body is a divine object, but also I know despair and glory
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
No lies detected
"Grandmas recipe" being on the same level as "Not eating" is sending me
My body is a divine object, but also I know despair and glory
"Grandmas recipe" being on the same level as "Not eating" is sending me
My body is a divine object, but also I know despair and glory
It would seem I'm in the right place!
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
It would seem I'm in the right place!
"Daddy is mean and hates my pig" could be the first true unifying bipartisan issue of our time
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"Daddy is mean and hates my pig" could be the first true unifying bipartisan issue of our time
I didn't say it was consequence free, but I get it.
I have friends who declined to go to a rally this weekend because they don't have same the white privilege I do. It really sucks, tbh.
I wish I had a better answer, but again, I think showing up is worth it
I have friends who declined to go to a rally this weekend because they don't have same the white privilege I do. It really sucks, tbh.
I wish I had a better answer, but again, I think showing up is worth it
January 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I didn't say it was consequence free, but I get it.
I have friends who declined to go to a rally this weekend because they don't have same the white privilege I do. It really sucks, tbh.
I wish I had a better answer, but again, I think showing up is worth it
I have friends who declined to go to a rally this weekend because they don't have same the white privilege I do. It really sucks, tbh.
I wish I had a better answer, but again, I think showing up is worth it
The goal of poasting is to make the poaster feel good about themselves lkanlnd kjabgiua iv;afpsfnag anskdb ;a
a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face with his tongue out
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face with his tongue out
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The goal of poasting is to make the poaster feel good about themselves lkanlnd kjabgiua iv;afpsfnag anskdb ;a
The thing I always come back to is that it is *literally* the least we can do.
Show up. Make your voice be heard. It costs nothing, but if we all do it, incredible things do happen.
Show up. Make your voice be heard. It costs nothing, but if we all do it, incredible things do happen.
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The thing I always come back to is that it is *literally* the least we can do.
Show up. Make your voice be heard. It costs nothing, but if we all do it, incredible things do happen.
Show up. Make your voice be heard. It costs nothing, but if we all do it, incredible things do happen.
If you are on the side that would be "split" away by this "wedge issue," good luck to you. I dont want you on my side.
Its actually very very easy to be against Fascism and Genocide at the same time
Its actually very very easy to be against Fascism and Genocide at the same time
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
If you are on the side that would be "split" away by this "wedge issue," good luck to you. I dont want you on my side.
Its actually very very easy to be against Fascism and Genocide at the same time
Its actually very very easy to be against Fascism and Genocide at the same time
Reposted by flottman
You know what tends to cause economic anxiety?
WWIII
You need to shut the Senate down, now
WWIII
You need to shut the Senate down, now
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
You know what tends to cause economic anxiety?
WWIII
You need to shut the Senate down, now
WWIII
You need to shut the Senate down, now
Cute, but Ill believe they give a shit when they start publishing deepfake nudes of these clowns. No one with the power to change this will care until that starts happening
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Cute, but Ill believe they give a shit when they start publishing deepfake nudes of these clowns. No one with the power to change this will care until that starts happening
Do you think their little putsch meets up at the beer hall before, or after the march?
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Do you think their little putsch meets up at the beer hall before, or after the march?
"Your Outie is innovative, and has created a new form of insurance for crabs"
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"Your Outie is innovative, and has created a new form of insurance for crabs"
Reposted by flottman
I PUT MY MONEY ON A HORSE
WHO WON'T BE STEERED ON ANY
COURSE OR LANE
AND IF I EVER SEE A DIME
YOU'D TAKE THAT MONEY TO DIVIDE
AND SEPARATE
WHO WON'T BE STEERED ON ANY
COURSE OR LANE
AND IF I EVER SEE A DIME
YOU'D TAKE THAT MONEY TO DIVIDE
AND SEPARATE
January 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I PUT MY MONEY ON A HORSE
WHO WON'T BE STEERED ON ANY
COURSE OR LANE
AND IF I EVER SEE A DIME
YOU'D TAKE THAT MONEY TO DIVIDE
AND SEPARATE
WHO WON'T BE STEERED ON ANY
COURSE OR LANE
AND IF I EVER SEE A DIME
YOU'D TAKE THAT MONEY TO DIVIDE
AND SEPARATE
Captain
Danielle Kurtzleben
of the USS
INTERNET
Danielle Kurtzleben
of the USS
INTERNET
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Captain
Danielle Kurtzleben
of the USS
INTERNET
Danielle Kurtzleben
of the USS
INTERNET
*Paul Schaffer* ahhhhhhaha VAssel! ahhhhh
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
*Paul Schaffer* ahhhhhhaha VAssel! ahhhhh
maps.app.goo.gl
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Who really needs schools that teach kids how to read good and do other things good anyway
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Who really needs schools that teach kids how to read good and do other things good anyway