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Its late in December and tar's still melting out in the street
Wicked: Whoopsie!
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
(Just realized lesbians also like eating Golden Crisp, please don't cancel me Bksy I was just trying to have a laugh)
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Because did you happen do notice what he is eating?
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
For every Kimchi, there is a cake pop that matches your clothes

And a time to every purpose under heaven
January 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
No lies detected

"Grandmas recipe" being on the same level as "Not eating" is sending me

My body is a divine object, but also I know despair and glory
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
It would seem I'm in the right place!
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
"Daddy is mean and hates my pig" could be the first true unifying bipartisan issue of our time
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I didn't say it was consequence free, but I get it.

I have friends who declined to go to a rally this weekend because they don't have same the white privilege I do. It really sucks, tbh.

I wish I had a better answer, but again, I think showing up is worth it
January 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face with his tongue out
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face with his tongue out
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The thing I always come back to is that it is *literally* the least we can do.

Show up. Make your voice be heard. It costs nothing, but if we all do it, incredible things do happen.
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
If you are on the side that would be "split" away by this "wedge issue," good luck to you. I dont want you on my side.

Its actually very very easy to be against Fascism and Genocide at the same time
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Reposted by flottman
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
You know what tends to cause economic anxiety?

WWIII

You need to shut the Senate down, now
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Cute, but Ill believe they give a shit when they start publishing deepfake nudes of these clowns. No one with the power to change this will care until that starts happening
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Do you think their little putsch meets up at the beer hall before, or after the march?
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
"Your Outie is innovative, and has created a new form of insurance for crabs"
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by flottman
I PUT MY MONEY ON A HORSE
WHO WON'T BE STEERED ON ANY
COURSE OR LANE
AND IF I EVER SEE A DIME
YOU'D TAKE THAT MONEY TO DIVIDE
AND SEPARATE
January 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Captain
Danielle Kurtzleben
of the USS
INTERNET
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
*Paul Schaffer* ahhhhhhaha VAssel! ahhhhh
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
maps.app.goo.gl
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Totally insani
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Who really needs schools that teach kids how to read good and do other things good anyway
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM