Fluffmitten
@fluffmitten.bsky.social
Urgh, she gets everywhere
Ah, that is fantastic news, absolutely brilliant 🥳🥳🥳
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ah, that is fantastic news, absolutely brilliant 🥳🥳🥳
I'm thinking this could be the start of an annual collection of the season's top moments, but can the public cope with it leaning so Spursy?
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm thinking this could be the start of an annual collection of the season's top moments, but can the public cope with it leaning so Spursy?
Looks like I went too early assuming Terminator Haaland was my new sleep paralysis demon
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Looks like I went too early assuming Terminator Haaland was my new sleep paralysis demon
That's not what he wants us for 🤢
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
That's not what he wants us for 🤢
Yes I realise this means sharing a team with Fernando again and yes I'm very much in two minds about this
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yes I realise this means sharing a team with Fernando again and yes I'm very much in two minds about this
The Franz Ferdinand of our times
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The Franz Ferdinand of our times
Actually that's a lie, it was The Judean People's Front
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Actually that's a lie, it was The Judean People's Front
The moment they said they were giving the membership powers to name the party, my first thought was People's Front of Judea
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The moment they said they were giving the membership powers to name the party, my first thought was People's Front of Judea
I'm on a high from our win tonight and it hasn't yet been entirely crushed by trying to leave the car park, so this ought to do it
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm on a high from our win tonight and it hasn't yet been entirely crushed by trying to leave the car park, so this ought to do it
Fuck it, if people are going to use ChatGPT I might as well drive this
a cartoon of homer simpson driving a green car
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson driving a green car
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fuck it, if people are going to use ChatGPT I might as well drive this
There was a guy on the radio who was moving to South Africa to live in an armed compound rather than 1) pay more tax, and bizarrely, 2) use Making Tax Digital
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There was a guy on the radio who was moving to South Africa to live in an armed compound rather than 1) pay more tax, and bizarrely, 2) use Making Tax Digital
I fear Terminator Haaland might be my new sleep paralysis demon 😬
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I fear Terminator Haaland might be my new sleep paralysis demon 😬
Alex Stepney, bloody hell
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Alex Stepney, bloody hell
That's Emperor Moyes to us 🫡
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
That's Emperor Moyes to us 🫡
Oh no, I'm so sorry (and that I missed this first time round), how awful 😔
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh no, I'm so sorry (and that I missed this first time round), how awful 😔