Fluffmitten
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Urgh, she gets everywhere
Came home to find some dickhead has thrown up on my house. Absolutely love this extra totally random emergency housework for me. No notes.
a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .
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November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Came home to find some dickhead has thrown up on my house. Absolutely love this extra totally random emergency housework for me. No notes.
Adrian Newey close season to-do list:
- fire sonny boy
- rescue Lewis
- fire sonny boy
- rescue Lewis
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Adrian Newey close season to-do list:
- fire sonny boy
- rescue Lewis
- fire sonny boy
- rescue Lewis
Isack Hadjar: has puncture
Us elderly: IS THAT GLOCK
Us elderly: IS THAT GLOCK
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Isack Hadjar: has puncture
Us elderly: IS THAT GLOCK
Us elderly: IS THAT GLOCK
Oh I missed this
Oh there were Morris dancers never mind
Oh there were Morris dancers never mind
Crowds turned out yesterday despite the rain for the annual Abingdon Christmas Extravaganza which brought together entertainment, a parade, a market, and the Christmas lights switch-on. The town was further entertained by music, dancing and donkeys.
More details and pictures on abingdonblog.co.uk
More details and pictures on abingdonblog.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Oh I missed this
Oh there were Morris dancers never mind
Oh there were Morris dancers never mind
Crofty: we're going to Abu Dhabi everybody
Me: *vomits*
Me: *vomits*
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Crofty: we're going to Abu Dhabi everybody
Me: *vomits*
Me: *vomits*
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Thought we’d make something a bit different for Xmas this year so we’ve put a load of our World Cup drawings on a jigsaw puzzle. It’s 1000 pieces, an absolute bastard to complete and, like so many things, it’s only improved by adding Nessun Dorma over the top 🇮🇹
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November 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Thought we’d make something a bit different for Xmas this year so we’ve put a load of our World Cup drawings on a jigsaw puzzle. It’s 1000 pieces, an absolute bastard to complete and, like so many things, it’s only improved by adding Nessun Dorma over the top 🇮🇹
🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/won...
🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/won...
Death. Taxes. Sam Long.
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Death. Taxes. Sam Long.
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This is what I do when I'm not a woman ruining the workplace - if you're local come and say hi! We have a lovely community of makers, just in time to get your festive gifts 😉
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is what I do when I'm not a woman ruining the workplace - if you're local come and say hi! We have a lovely community of makers, just in time to get your festive gifts 😉
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Emergency beds for rough sleepers are open tonight. If you see someone sleeping rough, or you are homeless and in an emergency situation you can call us on 01235 422 410 or go to Streetlink’s website https://orlo.uk/RcXs5
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Emergency beds for rough sleepers are open tonight. If you see someone sleeping rough, or you are homeless and in an emergency situation you can call us on 01235 422 410 or go to Streetlink’s website https://orlo.uk/RcXs5
Been struggling to finish a few things lately so really put my mind to it this evening and finished the last of the bath bombs and cider *boom tish*
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Been struggling to finish a few things lately so really put my mind to it this evening and finished the last of the bath bombs and cider *boom tish*
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With the greatest respect, it's effing Christmas in five weeks or something stupid like that, so if you're after some football-based nonsense for the less discerning in your life to to our shop, we've drawn like over 100 teams and plastered them on mugs and prints
Go, go NOW
🛒 noscoredraws.com
Go, go NOW
🛒 noscoredraws.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
With the greatest respect, it's effing Christmas in five weeks or something stupid like that, so if you're after some football-based nonsense for the less discerning in your life to to our shop, we've drawn like over 100 teams and plastered them on mugs and prints
Go, go NOW
🛒 noscoredraws.com
Go, go NOW
🛒 noscoredraws.com
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Family includes everyone! ❤️
I'm finding it hard to articulate how angry I am about this. I mean, between the Bolsheviks, Stalin, and the Nazis my family had fuck all by the time they got here, perhaps for the best eh?
Just wilful performative cruelty that is entirely out of step with the majority of British people.
How many Labour MPs got into politics in order to vote for stealing jewellery off of people seeking refuge from war and persecution?
How many Labour MPs got into politics in order to vote for stealing jewellery off of people seeking refuge from war and persecution?
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm finding it hard to articulate how angry I am about this. I mean, between the Bolsheviks, Stalin, and the Nazis my family had fuck all by the time they got here, perhaps for the best eh?
Massive fireworks display on *checks calendar* 10 days after Guy Fawkes'? FUCK OFF
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Massive fireworks display on *checks calendar* 10 days after Guy Fawkes'? FUCK OFF
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Scientists believe that global energy needs can be met by harnessing the worldwide rush of dopamine released whenever Ronaldo is sent off
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Scientists believe that global energy needs can be met by harnessing the worldwide rush of dopamine released whenever Ronaldo is sent off
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I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
Scum, absolute scum
Burglars broke into the house of a former Royal Engineer and stole his medals – together with the WW1 medals of his grandfather – while he was attending an Armistice Day event on Tuesday. The veteran, in his 60s, had cycled the Western Front Way this year to raise money for the Royal British Legion.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Scum, absolute scum
I see you, and I'm judging you 👀
Using the Nazi bar analogy, if you still post on Twitter, you're a drinker who continues to frequent a pub where patrons attack black and brown customers and the landlord then buys them a drink.
X is in clear + systemic breach of its legal duties in the UK to remove unlawful content from its platform.
Proof: when X users abuse + harass others with the racial slur "paki", X reporting system defends the racist abuse in more than 90% of cases reported.
A new thread documenting this.
Proof: when X users abuse + harass others with the racial slur "paki", X reporting system defends the racist abuse in more than 90% of cases reported.
A new thread documenting this.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I see you, and I'm judging you 👀
I think the best comment I've heard so far about BBC bias is that anyone with an opinion thinks the BBC is biased in the other direction. Does this make them like a fair and balanced ref who pisses off both sets of fans equally?
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I think the best comment I've heard so far about BBC bias is that anyone with an opinion thinks the BBC is biased in the other direction. Does this make them like a fair and balanced ref who pisses off both sets of fans equally?
I don't know who, I don't know why, but every week or so someone drives past my house blaring out Renegade Master and it honestly makes my evening
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don't know who, I don't know why, but every week or so someone drives past my house blaring out Renegade Master and it honestly makes my evening
How was my drive to work? I'll illustrate it with me playing the part of Gabriel Bortoleto and a total prick in an artic playing the part of Lance Stroll
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How was my drive to work? I'll illustrate it with me playing the part of Gabriel Bortoleto and a total prick in an artic playing the part of Lance Stroll
This is what I do when I'm not a woman ruining the workplace - if you're local come and say hi! We have a lovely community of makers, just in time to get your festive gifts 😉
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is what I do when I'm not a woman ruining the workplace - if you're local come and say hi! We have a lovely community of makers, just in time to get your festive gifts 😉
They've ruined my spare room and the mug cupboard, 10/10 big recommend 👍
NEW NONSENSE FOR SALE for a whole load of teams if you feel like ruining Xmas for your loved ones/enemies. If we haven't drawn your team yet, PESTER US because we're very suggestible x
🛒 noscoredraws.com
🛒 noscoredraws.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They've ruined my spare room and the mug cupboard, 10/10 big recommend 👍
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NEW NONSENSE FOR SALE for a whole load of teams if you feel like ruining Xmas for your loved ones/enemies. If we haven't drawn your team yet, PESTER US because we're very suggestible x
🛒 noscoredraws.com
🛒 noscoredraws.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
NEW NONSENSE FOR SALE for a whole load of teams if you feel like ruining Xmas for your loved ones/enemies. If we haven't drawn your team yet, PESTER US because we're very suggestible x
🛒 noscoredraws.com
🛒 noscoredraws.com
Nice to see dads taking their kids out over half term 👍
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nice to see dads taking their kids out over half term 👍