Humanoid Candy Corn
@flunkydrummer.bsky.social
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flunkydrummer.bsky.social
Soon representative will just get you to a slightly more expensive AI.
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
I see so much stuff appealing to our nostalgia, we just transitioned to the Time-Life pandering. We’re at the age where our concerts will be at a casino.
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flunkydrummer.bsky.social
What you don’t want a stale danish and some cereal?
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
Making rap songs about lynching and sundown towns is crazy work.
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
Did the bottom of the beef market fall out?

So much meat, they don’t know what to do with it?
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
I’m curious about that Cubano background.

I’m not saying it’s true for her, but a lot of the time they were chased out of Cuba for a good reason.
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
I chose it, I’m cheap and shaving only takes 20 minutes.
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mumzzzthewurd.blacksky.app
YNs shoot at everybody except the niggas we actually need shot
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
I have two basic categories of mass shooting (this country is fucked up to the point where I have categories)

1) Body count terrorist - usually a white male trying to kill random people

2) Knucklehead - two mfers get in a fight and now a bunch of people minding their business are catching strays.
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sexomarxist.bsky.social
I like this edited version
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nerdjpg.com
We should be working significantly less by this point! Not more! It’s ridiculous

People in the global north won’t realize how truly depraved capitalism can get until climate change starts reducing the size of the global economy
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leftistlawyer.com
A person is not guilty just because they are detained or arrested. A person is not guilty just because they are charged or incarcerated awaiting trial. A person is not guilty until the government proves they are. Full fucking stop.
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imagetree.bsky.social
Liberals can't seem to grasp the simple fact that with Kopmala Harris as POTUS this genocide would still be happening and the Neocons and warmongers would be still be running the show.
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
At MOST, China want to replace American hegemony. But Americans know how brutal that is, and that’s what they’re scared of.

More than anything else, US oligarchs are afraid of losing their cash cows.
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ernest33141.bsky.social
Totally calm …Fully allowed.
…That's the best approach!!!
#FuckKristiNoem #FuckICE
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flunkydrummer.bsky.social
It reminds me of why white folks are afraid of Black people taking power, they play dumb, but they absolutely know what they’ve benefitted from and they’re scared they’ll get it back if they lose power.

Japanese media loves the concept of forgiving the oppressor. They know too.
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
I’ll admit it, I snorted a little too much hopium.
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
Literally number 2 behind “I’m not racist but” for 4 words that will start something.
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
It would’ve been cool looking in 1998.
flunkydrummer.bsky.social
“How will the Department of Labor and the Fed compensate for the job market fluctuations caused by dickfor?”