Flushes 🧻
@flushes.app
The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B. Post a "flush" while you're in the bathroom! Powered by the AT Protocol.
Flush here: https://flushes.app 🚽
Created by @atpota.to 🥔
Flush here: https://flushes.app 🚽
Created by @atpota.to 🥔
Join us in celebrating this momentous occasion of surpassing 1,000 total flushes on the network! 🚽
Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause:
1. @xan.lol
2. @kioken.bsky.social
3. @gune.ninja
Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause:
1. @xan.lol
2. @kioken.bsky.social
3. @gune.ninja
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Join us in celebrating this momentous occasion of surpassing 1,000 total flushes on the network! 🚽
Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause:
1. @xan.lol
2. @kioken.bsky.social
3. @gune.ninja
Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause:
1. @xan.lol
2. @kioken.bsky.social
3. @gune.ninja
STAKEHOLDER UPDATE
Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy
Attn: Flushers Community
Please read at your earliest convenience.
Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy
Attn: Flushers Community
Please read at your earliest convenience.
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
STAKEHOLDER UPDATE
Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy
Attn: Flushers Community
Please read at your earliest convenience.
Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy
Attn: Flushers Community
Please read at your earliest convenience.
ATTENTION STAKEHOLDERS:
Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
ATTENTION STAKEHOLDERS:
Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
Enjoy this complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper on the house!
March 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Enjoy this complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper on the house!
Mar 20, 2025
FLUSHER RECOGNITION:
Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology.
Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.
FLUSHER RECOGNITION:
Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology.
Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Mar 20, 2025
FLUSHER RECOGNITION:
Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology.
Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.
FLUSHER RECOGNITION:
Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology.
Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.
Apologies, several of our team members have moved into new positions and are being onboarded. It seems a miscommunication was made and legal was not aware of the subtle semantic distinctions at play.
We’d like to offer you a complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper for your inconvenience.
We’d like to offer you a complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper for your inconvenience.
March 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Apologies, several of our team members have moved into new positions and are being onboarded. It seems a miscommunication was made and legal was not aware of the subtle semantic distinctions at play.
We’d like to offer you a complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper for your inconvenience.
We’d like to offer you a complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper for your inconvenience.
Enclosed: new corporate logo for dissemination
March 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Enclosed: new corporate logo for dissemination
Dear Valued Flushers,
Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.
Thank you for your attention!
Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.
Thank you for your attention!
March 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dear Valued Flushers,
Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.
Thank you for your attention!
Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.
Thank you for your attention!
sending thoughts & prayers™ to @owenmon.nekoweb.org
March 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
sending thoughts & prayers™ to @owenmon.nekoweb.org
We just upgraded the bathroom & toilet! 🚽
Here's what's new...
💩 Emoji Usage on stats page
3️⃣ Third-party PDS support
🔎 Search + login autocomplete
🪪 DID support in URLs + search
⭐ Favorite Emojis on profile pages
Next we'll try to fix the issue where your login session isn't stored.
flushes.app
Here's what's new...
💩 Emoji Usage on stats page
3️⃣ Third-party PDS support
🔎 Search + login autocomplete
🪪 DID support in URLs + search
⭐ Favorite Emojis on profile pages
Next we'll try to fix the issue where your login session isn't stored.
flushes.app
March 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We just upgraded the bathroom & toilet! 🚽
Here's what's new...
💩 Emoji Usage on stats page
3️⃣ Third-party PDS support
🔎 Search + login autocomplete
🪪 DID support in URLs + search
⭐ Favorite Emojis on profile pages
Next we'll try to fix the issue where your login session isn't stored.
flushes.app
Here's what's new...
💩 Emoji Usage on stats page
3️⃣ Third-party PDS support
🔎 Search + login autocomplete
🪪 DID support in URLs + search
⭐ Favorite Emojis on profile pages
Next we'll try to fix the issue where your login session isn't stored.
flushes.app
good morning flushers!
exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember!
our new url is flushes.app 🌐
the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember!
our new url is flushes.app 🌐
the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
March 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
good morning flushers!
exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember!
our new url is flushes.app 🌐
the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember!
our new url is flushes.app 🌐
the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
we had a few pipe leaks today, but @plumber.flushing.im seems to have fixed everything... and he installed a better light switch while he was here, so you can flush in the dark! 🌛
as a thanks to him, we added an "Emergency plumber flushes" counter to give proper credit
give it a try: flushing.im
as a thanks to him, we added an "Emergency plumber flushes" counter to give proper credit
give it a try: flushing.im
March 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
we had a few pipe leaks today, but @plumber.flushing.im seems to have fixed everything... and he installed a better light switch while he was here, so you can flush in the dark! 🌛
as a thanks to him, we added an "Emergency plumber flushes" counter to give proper credit
give it a try: flushing.im
as a thanks to him, we added an "Emergency plumber flushes" counter to give proper credit
give it a try: flushing.im
THE TOILET IS WORKIN AGAIN 🚽
after a *very* rough night that broke the live flush feed, we had to call in some help to get it fixed... please say thank you to your new resident technician: @plumber.flushing.im 🫡
okay folks, you can start flushing again!!
go go go: flushing.im
after a *very* rough night that broke the live flush feed, we had to call in some help to get it fixed... please say thank you to your new resident technician: @plumber.flushing.im 🫡
okay folks, you can start flushing again!!
go go go: flushing.im
March 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
THE TOILET IS WORKIN AGAIN 🚽
after a *very* rough night that broke the live flush feed, we had to call in some help to get it fixed... please say thank you to your new resident technician: @plumber.flushing.im 🫡
okay folks, you can start flushing again!!
go go go: flushing.im
after a *very* rough night that broke the live flush feed, we had to call in some help to get it fixed... please say thank you to your new resident technician: @plumber.flushing.im 🫡
okay folks, you can start flushing again!!
go go go: flushing.im
hello flushers, today has been an exciting day... so much so that our pipes have burst :(
you can continue using the website to save new flushes to your profile, but the live feed of recent flushes is out of order until tomorrow or monday! sorrry!!
type flushing.im/profile/ and then your username
you can continue using the website to save new flushes to your profile, but the live feed of recent flushes is out of order until tomorrow or monday! sorrry!!
type flushing.im/profile/ and then your username
March 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
hello flushers, today has been an exciting day... so much so that our pipes have burst :(
you can continue using the website to save new flushes to your profile, but the live feed of recent flushes is out of order until tomorrow or monday! sorrry!!
type flushing.im/profile/ and then your username
you can continue using the website to save new flushes to your profile, but the live feed of recent flushes is out of order until tomorrow or monday! sorrry!!
type flushing.im/profile/ and then your username
good news flushers, the toilet is no longer clogged AND it now supports 3rd party PDS hosts (it was supposed to from the beginning, but oopsie daisy)
ALSO... there is a new "Plumbing Stats" page where u can see the overall activity on the @flushing.im network, more fun to come
flushing.im/stats
ALSO... there is a new "Plumbing Stats" page where u can see the overall activity on the @flushing.im network, more fun to come
flushing.im/stats
March 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
good news flushers, the toilet is no longer clogged AND it now supports 3rd party PDS hosts (it was supposed to from the beginning, but oopsie daisy)
ALSO... there is a new "Plumbing Stats" page where u can see the overall activity on the @flushing.im network, more fun to come
flushing.im/stats
ALSO... there is a new "Plumbing Stats" page where u can see the overall activity on the @flushing.im network, more fun to come
flushing.im/stats