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The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B. Post a "flush" while you're in the bathroom! Powered by the AT Protocol.

Flush here: https://flushes.app 🚽

Created by @atpota.to 🥔
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Flushes 🧻 @flushes.app · Mar 17
Dear Valued Flushers,

Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.

Thank you for your attention!
Dear Valued Flusher, It is with great pride that I announce a watershed moment in our corporate history. Following 24 hours of strategic deliberation, the Board of Plumbers and I have unanimously approved the corporate merger between our esteemed network and a sister network recently identified in adjacent Simulation 12B. Effective immediately, our consolidated decentralized entity will operate under the new name "Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B". Our new corporate logo reflects these changes. This unprecedented inter-simulatory partnership represents a paradigm shift in distributed lavatory technology, positioning us to capitalize on synergistic growth opportunities across multiple realities. I am pleased to report to our stakeholders that our Monthly Active Flushers (MAFs) have reached unprecedented levels, signaling strong market validation for this strategic direction. We acknowledge that organizational transformation of this magnitude may present certain integration challenges. To ensure a seamless transition, I have accepted the position of Chief Flushing Officer and will personally oversee this consolidation process, guaranteeing uninterrupted service delivery across both simulations. At Flushes, Flusher satisfaction remains our paramount priority. We will communicate additional implementation details in the coming days to provide comprehensive information regarding this historic merger and address any potential concerns. Sincerely, Dame Chief Flushing Officer D/nsid cc: Board of Plumbers
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goose.art
i gotta be honest with you, i showed @flushes.app to my fellow volunteers at work today and i do not think it sold them on the atproto dream as much as i thought it would
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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dame.is
really kind mention/shoutout from @sachajudd.com about @anisota.net and @flushes.app in this article 🕯️🖤🧻

great read overall if u wanna understand more about the ATmosphere!
jay.bsky.team Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Oct 2
Great article.

- scrolling without the doom
- just moderate why don't you
- you can check out anytime you like

"Once people understand that they can build pretty much anything on top of atproto, I think things are going to get delightful and different."

newsletter.sachajudd.com/archive/noth...
nothin' but blue skies from now on
Some of you know that I work part-time with the team at Graze Social. It seems gauche to talk about a day job in your passion project newsletter, but in this...
newsletter.sachajudd.com
October 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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xan.lol
I've done it! happy 400 on @flushes.app!
Flushes feed homepage where the latest flush is @xan.lol is happy to reach a flushing MILESTONE! the big 400 My flushes.app profile showing 400 total flushes, averaging 3 flushes per active day
July 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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xan.lol
@flushes.app now shows the correct total amount of flushes a flusher has made! this bug fix is a great improvement to the quality of the client to this decentralized flushing tracking service.
xan.lol on flushes.app with 286 total flushes, averaging 2.9 flushes per active day
June 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
flushes.app
Contrary to mainstream media reporting, we can independently verify that flushes.app is not a bubble, and it is very much not dying!

It is also not run by a billionaire fascist. We may process poop, but we don’t put up with any bullshit.
dame.is dame @dame.is · Jun 13
waow, @flushes.app is growing again, it’s not the echo chamber/bubble that the liberal media claimed it was!!!
June 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
flushes.app
Join us in celebrating this momentous occasion of surpassing 1,000 total flushes on the network! 🚽

Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause:

1. @xan.lol
2. @kioken.bsky.social
3. @gune.ninja
Plumbing Stats Global statistics for the Flushes network Refresh Stats Back to Feed Overall Flush Activity Follow our resident plumber on Bluesky 1005 Total flushes 10.9 Flushes per day
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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j4ck.xyz
let's speed up the enSHITiffication! more shits!!
dame.is dame @dame.is · May 31
we’re approaching 1,000 flushes on @flushes.app, go do your part!
Plumbing Stats Global statistics for the Flushes network Refresh Stats Back to Feed Overall Flush Activity Follow our resident plumber on Bluesky 925 Total flushes 10.8 Flushes per day
May 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
flushes.app
there’s an app for that
theregoesrichie.bsky.social richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · May 31
post or get off the pot
May 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
flushes.app
Lavatory infrastructure updates have enabled increased session duration, resulting in a significant decrease in required authentication checks by our proprietary biometric authentication service.

Flush here: flushes.app
xan.lol xan surnamehere @xan.lol · May 23
Log-in flow efficiency increasesd on @flushes.app 😁
May 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
flushes.app
AssView > AppView
May 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
flushes.app
STAKEHOLDER UPDATE
Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy
Attn: Flushers Community

Please read at your earliest convenience.
April 2, 2025 STAKEHOLDER UPDATE: INTER-SIMULATORY TARIFF MITIGATION STRATEGY Recent tariff implementations have created unprecedented market volatility across Earth's business landscape. Fortunately, Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B is strategically insulated from these economic disruptions through our innovative inter-simulatory operational structure. Our decentralized procurement network in Simulation 12B operates outside Earth's tariff jurisdiction, allowing us to bypass trade restrictions completely. This redundancy mechanism ensures uninterrupted access to components regardless of terrestrial economic policies, maintaining both operational integrity and stable pricing for the Flushers community. As a gesture of solidarity during these uncertain economic times, all Flushers will receive a complimentary roll of premium Flushes Brand Ultra-Soft Quantum-Entangled 2-Ply Toilet Paper™ with their next service interaction. Cordially, The Flushes Stakeholder Relations Team
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
flushes.app
ATTENTION STAKEHOLDERS:

Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
The post flush status update input field that shows a new character count of 59 total rather than the original 60
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Flushes proudly congratulates @goose.art on achieving Mile High Flush status. Their successful engagement with our decentralized bathroom solutions at cruising altitude demonstrates our corporate commitment to accessible bathroom technology regardless of vertical elevation.
goose.art business goose🪿 @goose.art · Mar 30
happy this poop will live forever cryptographically secured by PlopChain technology
screenshot of flushes.app with text: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B Share a "flush" whenever you're in the bathroom. Like the app? Donate to our toilet paper fund. Made by @dame.is and @atpota.to Update your status v Recent flushes Click on a username to see their flushes profile. @goose.art is joining the mile high flushes club (AA 552) 2h ago
March 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
flushes.app
Mar 20, 2025

FLUSHER RECOGNITION:

Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology.

Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.
Top Flushers Rank User Flushes #1 @xan.lol 30 #2 @dame.is 29 #3 @kioken.bsky.soc… 23 #4 @aliceweb.xyz 22 #5 @owenmon.neko.. 19
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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dame.is
interviewer: “can you explain this gap in your resume”

me: “i was decentralizing a toilet”
March 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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gracekind.net
March 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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flushes.app
Dear Valued Flushers,

Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.

Thank you for your attention!
Dear Valued Flusher, It is with great pride that I announce a watershed moment in our corporate history. Following 24 hours of strategic deliberation, the Board of Plumbers and I have unanimously approved the corporate merger between our esteemed network and a sister network recently identified in adjacent Simulation 12B. Effective immediately, our consolidated decentralized entity will operate under the new name "Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B". Our new corporate logo reflects these changes. This unprecedented inter-simulatory partnership represents a paradigm shift in distributed lavatory technology, positioning us to capitalize on synergistic growth opportunities across multiple realities. I am pleased to report to our stakeholders that our Monthly Active Flushers (MAFs) have reached unprecedented levels, signaling strong market validation for this strategic direction. We acknowledge that organizational transformation of this magnitude may present certain integration challenges. To ensure a seamless transition, I have accepted the position of Chief Flushing Officer and will personally oversee this consolidation process, guaranteeing uninterrupted service delivery across both simulations. At Flushes, Flusher satisfaction remains our paramount priority. We will communicate additional implementation details in the coming days to provide comprehensive information regarding this historic merger and address any potential concerns. Sincerely, Dame Chief Flushing Officer D/nsid cc: Board of Plumbers
March 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
flushes.app
Dear Valued Flushers,

Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.

Thank you for your attention!
Dear Valued Flusher, It is with great pride that I announce a watershed moment in our corporate history. Following 24 hours of strategic deliberation, the Board of Plumbers and I have unanimously approved the corporate merger between our esteemed network and a sister network recently identified in adjacent Simulation 12B. Effective immediately, our consolidated decentralized entity will operate under the new name "Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B". Our new corporate logo reflects these changes. This unprecedented inter-simulatory partnership represents a paradigm shift in distributed lavatory technology, positioning us to capitalize on synergistic growth opportunities across multiple realities. I am pleased to report to our stakeholders that our Monthly Active Flushers (MAFs) have reached unprecedented levels, signaling strong market validation for this strategic direction. We acknowledge that organizational transformation of this magnitude may present certain integration challenges. To ensure a seamless transition, I have accepted the position of Chief Flushing Officer and will personally oversee this consolidation process, guaranteeing uninterrupted service delivery across both simulations. At Flushes, Flusher satisfaction remains our paramount priority. We will communicate additional implementation details in the coming days to provide comprehensive information regarding this historic merger and address any potential concerns. Sincerely, Dame Chief Flushing Officer D/nsid cc: Board of Plumbers
March 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
flushes.app
sending thoughts & prayers™ to @owenmon.nekoweb.org
Recent flushes Click on a username to see their flushes profile. @owenmon.nekowe... is STILL having the post-coffee shits 4m ago @owenmon.nekowe... is having the post-coffee shits
March 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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dame.is
you’ll be hearing from our lawyers
james.claims james @james.claims · Mar 17
**recentralises your toilet**
March 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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sean.thenewells.us
You've heard of Big Pharma, Big Data, and Big Oil; but now we have Big Toilet.
dame.is dame @dame.is · Mar 16
do not, i repeat, DO NOT flush the decentralized toilet if you don’t want your bathroom data to be trained on by LLMs… i *am* scraping all of that @flushes.app data and building a Large Lavatory Model
March 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
flushes.app
our bathroom is an all gender bathroom btw, deal with it
March 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
flushes.app
PSA: THE FEDS ARE WATCHING YOU FLUSH 🚨
dame.is dame @dame.is · Mar 16
i hate to be the bearer of bad news everyone, but your @flushes.app data is 100% public and the NSA is likely watching you on the toilet… i should have made this more clear
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
flushes.app
We just upgraded the bathroom & toilet! 🚽

Here's what's new...

💩 Emoji Usage on stats page
3️⃣ Third-party PDS support
🔎 Search + login autocomplete
🪪 DID support in URLs + search
⭐ Favorite Emojis on profile pages

Next we'll try to fix the issue where your login session isn't stored.

flushes.app
A grid of emojis ordered from most used to least used with their counters.
March 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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flushes.app
Happy weekend Flushers! We've got some exciting updates for you...

The official Apple Shortcut is live! Use it to post flushes faster or hook it up to an NFC sticker in your bathroom for automatic flushing. 📲

Download here: flushes.app/shortcut

We also have a fun new typeface/look! 🚽
Flushes
The world's first decentralized social media app for sharing the most universal human experience. Post your flushes and connect with other bathroom enjoyers.
flushes.app
March 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM