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stevie
@flyhighsteveirwin.bsky.social
IN A SURVEILLANCE STATE, YOUR DIVERSE INTERESTS ARE THE ONLY THING THEY CAN'T TOUCH! IN FACT, I'M PROUD TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU! BL YOU SAY?! I’M COOL WITH THAT! TELL ME YOUR DREAM COUPLES AND DON’T FORGET TO INCLUDE WHO TOPS AND WHO BOTTOMS!!
me: I have to go poop

bella: yeah I’m tired I have to go to sleep

kat: we’re all slaves to our biology… I have to eat, and then later I’ll have to poop, and then I’ll have to sleep
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
all i need is a woman who will let me go bananas
September 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
all i need is a sprite mixed with a lemonade and a woman who says “yay” when i take my pants off
September 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
heard it here first folks. it takes 38 minutes
September 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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new character in Wicked who stops the opening number halfway through to be like “oh, so we’re celebrating political violence now? wow ok”
September 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
the teenage mutant ninja turtles are communists… according to them, everything is RADICAL
September 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
guy who doesn’t know how to pirate movies so he watches them on tubi and gets mad at the ads
September 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
guy who, when suspicious, says “there’s something afoot”
September 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
guy who reads a “feel better” text and instantly feels better
September 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Casually bringing up at the family dinner that I know the whereabouts of nannas amulet of power
September 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
guy who won’t log superhero movies into his letterboxd out of embarrassment
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
guy who refused to watch crazy rich asians because the word crazy is derogatory
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
guy who says “I’m excited for the documentary about this” when learning about a horrible tragedy
September 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
pulling out a hair that was stuck in yo crack #Life’sLittleVictories
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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tom hanks orchestrated the attacks on september 11th in conjunction with osama bin laden
September 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM