stevie
@flyhighsteveirwin.bsky.social
IN A SURVEILLANCE STATE, YOUR DIVERSE INTERESTS ARE THE ONLY THING THEY CAN'T TOUCH! IN FACT, I'M PROUD TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU! BL YOU SAY?! I’M COOL WITH THAT! TELL ME YOUR DREAM COUPLES AND DON’T FORGET TO INCLUDE WHO TOPS AND WHO BOTTOMS!!
me: I have to go poop
bella: yeah I’m tired I have to go to sleep
kat: we’re all slaves to our biology… I have to eat, and then later I’ll have to poop, and then I’ll have to sleep
bella: yeah I’m tired I have to go to sleep
kat: we’re all slaves to our biology… I have to eat, and then later I’ll have to poop, and then I’ll have to sleep
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
me: I have to go poop
bella: yeah I’m tired I have to go to sleep
kat: we’re all slaves to our biology… I have to eat, and then later I’ll have to poop, and then I’ll have to sleep
bella: yeah I’m tired I have to go to sleep
kat: we’re all slaves to our biology… I have to eat, and then later I’ll have to poop, and then I’ll have to sleep
all i need is a woman who will let me go bananas
September 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
all i need is a woman who will let me go bananas
all i need is a sprite mixed with a lemonade and a woman who says “yay” when i take my pants off
September 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
all i need is a sprite mixed with a lemonade and a woman who says “yay” when i take my pants off
heard it here first folks. it takes 38 minutes
September 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
heard it here first folks. it takes 38 minutes
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new character in Wicked who stops the opening number halfway through to be like “oh, so we’re celebrating political violence now? wow ok”
September 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
new character in Wicked who stops the opening number halfway through to be like “oh, so we’re celebrating political violence now? wow ok”
the teenage mutant ninja turtles are communists… according to them, everything is RADICAL
September 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the teenage mutant ninja turtles are communists… according to them, everything is RADICAL
guy who doesn’t know how to pirate movies so he watches them on tubi and gets mad at the ads
September 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
guy who doesn’t know how to pirate movies so he watches them on tubi and gets mad at the ads
guy who, when suspicious, says “there’s something afoot”
September 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
guy who, when suspicious, says “there’s something afoot”
guy who reads a “feel better” text and instantly feels better
September 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
guy who reads a “feel better” text and instantly feels better
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Casually bringing up at the family dinner that I know the whereabouts of nannas amulet of power
September 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Casually bringing up at the family dinner that I know the whereabouts of nannas amulet of power
guy who won’t log superhero movies into his letterboxd out of embarrassment
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
guy who won’t log superhero movies into his letterboxd out of embarrassment
guy who refused to watch crazy rich asians because the word crazy is derogatory
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
guy who refused to watch crazy rich asians because the word crazy is derogatory
guy who says “I’m excited for the documentary about this” when learning about a horrible tragedy
September 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
guy who says “I’m excited for the documentary about this” when learning about a horrible tragedy
pulling out a hair that was stuck in yo crack #Life’sLittleVictories
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
pulling out a hair that was stuck in yo crack #Life’sLittleVictories
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tom hanks orchestrated the attacks on september 11th in conjunction with osama bin laden
September 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
tom hanks orchestrated the attacks on september 11th in conjunction with osama bin laden